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I know it is shallow but Oscar is FIIIIIIIIIT...

725 replies

WilfSell · 08/09/2012 22:38

Yes, I know it's been said many times and it is totally ignoring his massive achievements and objectifying his deeply sexy shoulders and winning smile but jeez, what am I going to do for Saturday night fantasies from now on?

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GothAnneGeddes · 03/11/2012 18:42

Which places, feel free to share.

Also, Oscar needs to know that other parts of the U.K love him too. Smile

AmIthatScary · 04/11/2012 14:51

That Vancouver visions site plus twitter and Fb, perfect for hours and hours of stalking fun

GothAnneGeddes · 04/11/2012 15:03

Thank you.

I have to share this from there: 25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mckbrvWQLZ1r6dz0no2_500.jpg

siiigggghh

TheSmallClanger · 04/11/2012 17:22

Oscar holding an overweight cat.
The cat's facial expression is quite amusing. Also, I think I have a t-shirt from the same range as the one he's wearing - it has little anatomical diagrams on it.

AmIthatScary · 04/11/2012 19:01

Very cute cat pic.

I'm currently on twitter watching to see if he wins the SA Sportsman of the Year award.
Apparently he turned up with "pretty (blonde) eye candy" Shock, which I am assuming will be his girlfriend

GothAnneGeddes · 04/11/2012 23:43

Eye candy?! Crikey, that's demeaning.

Anyway, Chad Le Clos won sportsman of the the year, with OP winning the sportsman with a disability award, unsurprisingly.

AmIthatScary · 04/11/2012 23:59

Yes, but funnily enough I can't find any pics of him tonight, been searching and searching

GreatGretzky · 05/11/2012 01:32

That cat he's holding looks just like my tabby! She usually looks about that impressed to be picked up too Grin

TheSmallClanger · 05/11/2012 10:42

There is one pic on Tumblr. The rest of the blog has a somewhat stalkerish tone which makes me feel better about my actions!

Oscar has been rather quiet about these awards on Twitter, normally he would have mentioned it. I wonder whether someone pissed him off?

GothAnneGeddes · 05/11/2012 11:36

Small - Just a bit. I don't see the need to be throwing side eyes at his girlfriend/love life. Glad we're not like that here.

Back to the stalking, and he's put a photo of himself on Twitter with Venus Williams and the trophy.

TheSmallClanger · 05/11/2012 16:32

I think that capripants person is only about 15. I hope they are, anyway.

AmIthatScary · 05/11/2012 21:46

Gosh, yes, it is a bit "in depth" that blog. Seems to reblog a lot from the Vancouver one.

Peachesplusone · 06/11/2012 15:45

His poor girlfriend does have to put up with a lot in exchange for the pleasure of his company on the few days of the year he is around. Having your tweets analysed by random bitches bloggers so they can gleefully report on any perceived glitch in your relationship. And being referred to as his Eye Candy (although being 36 and rather pregnant, I'd actually quite welcome someone calling me Eye Candy) Grin

Talking of analysing tweets, he does seem a bit miffed about something at the moment doesn't he?

GothAnneGeddes · 07/11/2012 00:02

The thing is, one of the pictures he's pulling a woman out of a boat and the blogger hinting that it's someone he's seeing on the side - I am sad/diligent enough to know it's the presenter from the Seychelles programme and his girlfriend's stood in the back of the picture anyway.
Plus, he obviously sent a Dm as a tweet once by mistake and it said something like "yes, my angel xxxx"

As for the rash of quote-y tweets, I think he's just into that sort of thing.

GreatGretzky · 07/11/2012 02:02

Great bum post! Grin

Peachesplusone · 07/11/2012 08:39

Oh I dislike the tone of that blog even more now you've pointed that out Goth. Being sad/diligent like you, I knew exactly which video that still was from (i.e. trip with girlfriend) and could see her in the shot. Never occurred to me that someone could twist it to make it seem like something else.

Don't know why I'm getting so annoyed on his girlfriends behalf, he clearly adores her and I'm sure they just ignore the bitchiness.

Nice one GG, I think a profile shot of the pert Pistorius posterior is one of the most beautiful sights in the world!

TheSmallClanger · 07/11/2012 15:33

That blogger is either a slightly depressed, unhinged teenager, or a very sad middle-aged woman, in the vein of the legendary Blue Tulip Rose Reid.
I think she's in the States - it's no wonder Oscar was swanning around in fast cars the whole time he was there. With people like that, I can understand the rationale behind sleeping with a gun under your bed Shock.

AmIthatScary · 07/11/2012 20:41

Never occured to me either that anyone would think that the Seychelles pic was anything out of the ordinary.

Anyway, thank you GG for the lovely bum shot.

While undertaking my extensive stalking research, I found the video of him doing the Thierry Mugler publicity and the film of him shooting that fantastic, and my fave, Kubota shoot.

I am a bit of a technophobe, but I am going to try and get a still of that fantastic arse, clad in silver shorts. You can deffo see his pants - which I like, as he walks off after the shoot. It is too glorious not to share Blush and makes me think inappropriate thoughts about taking a big bite

TheSmallClanger · 08/11/2012 10:47

Peaches, there is a definite miffed theme running through today's tweets! If it gets any worse, I suspect his manager is going to confiscate his phone, before he says something Very Silly Indeed.

Some training pics would be nice. I'm looking forward to AmI's screengrabs in the meantime.

Peachesplusone · 08/11/2012 11:28

Oof, yes I see what you mean. Someone get that boy away from the Internet and into some Lycra quick!

AmIthatScary · 08/11/2012 18:26

um........does anyone know how to do a screengrab? Failing that 1.45 on the video. You could pause it.

I quite like the bit before where you can see a bit more, not that I would look or anything

GothAnneGeddes · 10/11/2012 04:51

I do like the picture of him with Enzo yesterday Smile

twitter.com/OscarPistorius/status/266806265886412801

GreatGretzky · 10/11/2012 17:20

Can't link from my iPod, but he's retweeted a lovely picture of him with his brother and sister that his brother posted Smile

AmIthatScary · 10/11/2012 17:48

family smile

Aren't they just lovely Grin

TheSmallClanger · 11/11/2012 13:44

Oscar is in Glasgow today, accepting his honorary doctorate. Unfortunately, I'm not at work, so had no chance of detaining him. I don't know when he's coming back, and there's also the thing of him probably not passing through my airport. One day!

In other news, there is an unsavoury story going round Twitter about his split from his girlfriend. I have read it and it makes very little sense, and apparently, Samantha has now retracted her statements, whatever they actually were.