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I know it is shallow but Oscar is FIIIIIIIIIT...

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WilfSell · 08/09/2012 22:38

Yes, I know it's been said many times and it is totally ignoring his massive achievements and objectifying his deeply sexy shoulders and winning smile but jeez, what am I going to do for Saturday night fantasies from now on?

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WilfSell · 08/09/2012 22:57
Grin
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MyOrangeDogShitsGoldMoney · 08/09/2012 22:57

Please allow me to re-share this for your viewing pleasure.

View with caution.

Kormachameleon · 08/09/2012 22:57

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HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 08/09/2012 22:59

I like him best with a bit of stubble!

hermionestranger · 08/09/2012 22:59

Oscar Pistorius. Parathlete. Legend. And fit.

mumblecrumble · 08/09/2012 23:00

Veiw with caution????

I thought he was goin to be at least a bit naked....

Who is he again?

WilfSell · 08/09/2012 23:00

korma, Oscar Pistorius, Paralympian double amputee, multiple gold medallist, and again tonight in the 400m, who also competed in the Olympics.

And general muscle-totty for horny middle aged mothers to ogle over. And who may well bat for the other side though that rarely puts me off my stroke Grin

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GreenEyesAndHam · 08/09/2012 23:01

It's the wonky smile that does it for me, I feel my ovaries swell every time he grins

MyOrangeDogShitsGoldMoney · 08/09/2012 23:03

I can't take credit for the link, it was posted on another thread.

Has the phrase "slick with horn" ever been more appropriate?!

MissBetseyTrotwood · 08/09/2012 23:04

I just laughed so hard at swelling ovaries that the dog jumped off the sofa. He weighs 40 kilos and landed on my right foot the fool.

RedBlanket · 08/09/2012 23:04

Mumble - he's a top athlete, there aren't naked pictures not that I've looked much

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 08/09/2012 23:04

He's on the news now!!

hermionestranger · 08/09/2012 23:04

Oi who you calling middle aged? I'm only 32. Grin

I luffs him. Grin

AnyFucker · 08/09/2012 23:06

He has a funny mouth and teeth that don't seem to fit

Other than that, I concur....

MakeHayNotStraw · 08/09/2012 23:06

Re: appreciative noises - someone who was obviously not me may have suggested that he was mighty fine. And that his buttocks looked good in that skin tight suit. And that no, there was no way we were turning over to check the tennis score while they were showing replays and interviewing him.... Definitely not me, though, no Sir.

MakeHayNotStraw · 08/09/2012 23:08

wilfsell, those kind of appreciative noises are being saved for my dreams...!

Wolfcub · 08/09/2012 23:11

He is gorgeous and also very smart. I am very much in lust with him.

GreatGretzky · 08/09/2012 23:19

He is stunning. His smile is adorable! And that accent...I would happily listen to him read the phonebook!

4yo DD has developed a crush too. "Mummy cut out Oscar from the papers so I can put it in my book please!" She has fine taste!

AmIthatbad · 08/09/2012 23:54

RedBlanket

Not quite naked, but here you go

And he does have an adorable wonky smile Blush

kittencuddles · 09/09/2012 00:10

Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous. So charming too!!

Vicbic · 09/09/2012 00:16

Yum Yum Yum!

Vicbic · 09/09/2012 00:17

Yum Yum Yum!

GothAnneGeddes · 09/09/2012 00:21

He is beautiful, a lovely man and utterly dreamy.

Read a v good interview in the NYT where he came across extremely well: www.nytimes.com/2012/01/22/magazine/oscar-pistorius.html?pagewanted=all

Kormachameleon · 09/09/2012 00:33

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MakeHayNotStraw · 09/09/2012 07:01

Just discovered a benefit of my dcs getting up at stoopid o'clock - replays of last night's athletics! I've now introduced dd to Oscar's lush body skill and talent on two blades.

Mmm-mmm again!