Peter Andre really loves his kids

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Peter Andre loves his kids so much that:

1. If you could measure PA's love for his kids in money, his love would pay off the Greek debt ONE MILLION times over.

1. If Pete's love for his kids could be converted into electricity, it could light up the United States for sixty centuries.

1. Pete's love for his kids warmed the heart of Kim Jong Il before his death.

But his coffee shop does a mean chinese chicken wrap

He loves them SO much I'm capped he hasn't changed his name by deed pole from Andre to Peter Loves His Kids!!!!!

But due to him focussing all his attentions onto his kids this is the result

at this thread

If you look into a mirror and say 'Pete loves his kids' 3 times, your eyes fall out, as they cannot take the vision of love shown to them.

True story

Actually, it's because of the massive radiant glow of Pete's love for his kids that we have rampant global warming. The cunt.

I am happy to accept his radiant glow today. I've just put the coats in the machine and they will dry.
Also, his benevolent love will assist me in my shed painting endeavors.
I really hope he isn't made aware of this thread and decides to withdraw his affection.
I'll be left with soggy winter coats and a damp shed.

Every country around the world have hidden warehouses where they store 'Petes love' that they have aquired on the black market as an alternative fuel source for tge day that fossil fuel runs out.

Shit. Wasted 60 quid getting the tumble dryer fixed last week. Could have used Peter's love for his kids instead.

When Superman gets a touch of the KryptonFlu' he stands on the same continent as Peter so the waves of Pete's Love For His Kids can recharge his batteries and make him well again.

Peter's love for his kids is so deep that it has it's own sillicone based life-forms at the bottom.

The Conservative/LibDem coalition was brought together by the love Pete has for his kids.

Toyota are developing a new hybrid vehicle that is part powered by Pete's lvoe for his kids.

Lovehearts sweets now only feature one slogan "Pete hearts his kids"

Oh yes, CantDoUpMyJeans - you're right there.

There is a pioneering method for using Pete's love for his kids happening right now in the heart of the Scottish Highlands:

The Love is collected and stored in a massive reservoir (which itself can be used for boating, bird watching and other leisure pursuits). When energy demands reach a peak on the National Grid - for example, during the advert break in a showing of Peter Andre - My Life - then the Love can be released in a series of massive sluices that in turn power giant turbines. This generates many gigawatts of electricity - enough to supply a medium-sized town for several weeks, or Pete's own personal spray tan machine for about 45 minutes.

Any surplus Love is then collected up and sent off for the poor orphans around the world. There are seemingly no limits to the good that Pete's love for his kids? can do for the human race.

Stella McCartney's SS13 collection's theme is "The love Pete Has for his Kids"

Hallmark Cards' Creative Department takes its inspiration for the twee bollocks meaningful poetry on all its cards from Pete's love for his kids.

Matthew 19:13-15
Some children were brought to Pete so he could lay his hands on them and pray for them. The disciples told them not to bother him. But Pete said, "Let the children come to me. Don't stop them! For the Kingdom of Heaven belongs to such as these." And he put his hands on their heads and blessed them before he left.

Romans 12:19
Don't quarrel with anyone. Be at peace with everyone, just as much as possible. Apart from Katie Price. Obviously.

His love is also so deep that famous people pay to travel to the bottom in specially made love submarines.

youarenotbeingserious what gave you that idea?

I know he does. I've bought 17 copies of his book so I can take them to the local Surestart centre in order that those men who are struggling with fatherhood can learn from him.

UN scientists are currently trying to harness the power of Pete's love for his kids to create a love bomb to stop all war.

Talc you are on fire.

[Hmm] fire also orange.

Talc are you powered by Petes Love too?

DD2 does not understand the symbiotic relationship between Mumsnetters and Pete's love for his kids.

She is a changeling.