The AAA Room in the Dept of Psychology at the University of Milton North.

[LadyDamerel]

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Have you got one of these in your box, Toy? Who will be the lucky recipient of this little festive offering, I wonder?

Ive done 5 and I'm already bored. I have forgotten everyone's husbands and children I swear I am getting worse with names, I am excellent with faces but names are impossible!

I hate that toy. I either write to you all or X and family. Both of which are equally rubbish but it's either that or no card!! And mostly it because people keep having extra children!

I wouldn't mind someone offering me a little Harry

If you do five more you will have done ten, which sounds a real achievement.

And here's number eleven.

Where are you finding these Massive?. I'd be quite happy to have that package under my tree on Christmas morning!!

Keep going Toy! They don't take that long once you get started and necked the bottle of Baileys!

Google is my friend, Vampster. If you need one to send to me, Toy,here it is

Was that legs eleven

I have donethe pre school lot now. Seriously why do people send them at preschool?? 'We' are only replying to the ones we got. I'm out tomorrow so those people next then out again at the weekend so I'll do them tomorrow.

Hmmm I wonder if I can print those off and send gem instead massive..

Vampboy sent cards to people he wanted to. He wrote To in all of them and signed his name. I just wrote the name of each person in the card. Vampgirl did all her own. Hard enough doing mine without worrying about them. Which reminds me / who here does presents for teachers? Very mixed views here.

I bought some chocolate based gifts for teacher and two assistants and a big tub of celebrations for preschool staff as there are millions of them and can't afford individual pressies. I don't like this gift stuff mainly because it all gets a bit competitive.

Right, cards done for tonight. I have glitter somewhere on the side of my nose that I keep catching sight of but can't get off. I'm definitely getting plain ones next year.

Well this is a bit tactless. featuring Gizzy in this panto, in view of his track record.

He's behind you

Don't I wish...

Right ladies I am knackered after yet another broken nights sleep. No it wasn't full of wild dreams but if wild children waking at ungodly hours. I think it is time to head up to Bedfordshire. Sleep tight.

Don't we all Massive

Sleep tight, then, Toy.

Knight Toy. Think I'm off too! Didn't get much sleep last night either. Exhausted now.

Knighty knight knall. Kn

::Staggers in, somewhat ::ahem:: refreshed after the office party::

Good grief. Looks as if some of you are really getting into the Pant! Oh! season.

::Reaches for smelling salts::

Vampy made me do it, Maud.

And you've just done your bit towards compounding the felony with that pun.

::Adjusts lorgnette::

Made you do it? Made you do it? So, are you not an autonomous adult with free will, then?

I thought that pun was one of my better ones.

It did make me laugh, I must admit while I was wincing

You sound a little Lady Bracknellian, tonight. Or is it Lady Thatcherian?

In view of the pant-o, though, I am not about to make any free will puns.