The AAA Room in the Dept of Psychology at the University of Milton North.

[LadyDamerel]

Sigmund is available for appointments.

::plops down on chaise longoo and gulps vat of PC::

I do do home visits so I'll just book you both in. Will have to be in the new year now as I'm a bit tied up til then and will need time to sober up!

Will be with my parents in a week jumperoo. But FIL, BIL, SIL and nephews arrive day after so still won't be able to fully relax til after they go after Christmas! Should be fun though with them do am looking forward to it as long as everyone stays in a good mood! Or at least hides and says nothing if they're not!!

Right I'm shattered. Today has been hard and I need sleep.

Night, Vampers. i'm turning in too.

I'm confused, Vampy. Are you having Christmas with both your family and The Colonel's family in one house? How many of you will there be in all?

::Imagines huge family gathering::

Anyway, good night!

Good night, Massive. I have had a very taxing evening and a bucket of mulled wine so am going to bed myself.

Good night, lurkers.

Morning morning!

Slightly calmer day today hopefully!

Maudie, the Colonel's family is very small and mine's not huge so will only be 12 of us and a baby as one of my siblings, SIL and niece aren't coming - they go to SIL's parent's house.

Still it will be cosy - flat has an open-plan kitchen/diner/sitting room and that's it apart from tiny bedrooms that fit not much more than the beds! The 3 oldies are sleeping in another apartment with us children and grandchildren in the main flat. But waking hours we'll all be in a flat that sleeps 6 very comfortably, 8 is ok and 10 at an absolute push (we'll be 10!!).

Got to hope everyone gets on!! Luckily the pub is just next door! And we have loads of other friends over there so can escape to their flats when necessary!

Here's hoping for a better day for you, Vampy.

O..M..G And

And gulp. Harry fans, I am in a quandary as to whether to link or not, but if anyone was a little phased by over- exposure to the multiple chesticles of Gizzy last night, they will be more than discombobulated if i do. So I shall just say check out the DM today.

::passes Maud a blindfold and ear-muffs connected to MP3 player playing RA dulcet tones::

quick while she's distracted, copy us the link Massive - I haven't time to be pussy-footing about googling stuff for myself you know!! as I'm far too lazy

On your head be it, Vampy. Anything to amuse you. But only crack one of your eyes a slit open, when you peek.

Comes with an Academy Health Warning

OK, I like Harry, but all I can think about that photo is, what hideous pants and why does his belly button look so high? I think I must be getting old.

Doesn't he have lovely eyes?

::Vampy maintains her innocence by only looking up!:: I have a feeling that some packages should remain firmly wrapped up and left only to the imagination

Seriously Maud - don't look! The underwear is just dreadful - you'd think he'd be a boxers man!

Well, I did warn you, Vampster.

I know massive! I asked for it literally!. and had been searching the DM website for about 20 mins unsuccessfully already cos I'm so nosey!

Well, he's only young, he did it for a lark, obviously, and didn't think it through.

He does mention at the end of the article that he wasn't intending to get down to his briefs. But it just seemed to happen! Yeah likely story!!

Also questions whether he's been airbrushed - have to admit the top picture looked a bit strange. Second one was more appealing. As for David B's photo!

I didn't get that far, Vamps. I just felt relief about, ahem, other people's apparent lack of similar youthful indiscretions.

After all, what there are of his, he did for his Art

Did no-one else notcie his bellybutton??

I did but only cos you mentioned it first Toy. I do believe he's been tampered with in the name of beauty. It appears he's almost been stretched upwards - poor boy. I do wish they wouldn't do that!

Tbh if they've tampered with his bellybutton in the name of beauty they've done a very poor job, although he doesn't do it for me at all. I can see why he would, in theory, just not my thing!

Off to get Miss S to bed & undertake mammoth baking session.

BBL cake mountain permitting!

Not to want to keep talking about him as an object rather than the human being he is which I'm conscious I've been doing all afternoon! but his muscle layout just looks wrong so I think they're stretched him thereby affecting his tummy button too IYSWIM. Perhaps they didn't notice - it looks much better on the second photo.

What you baking? Anything yummy?

And why are you cooking a cake mountain??

A cake mountain sounds really good to me. I'm very partial to a Battenberg, for instance.

I'll get me coat

I love Madeira cake -yum

So, just sitting down with a large Baileys and a box of Christmas cards, I think the time has come to get these sorted.

Courage, Toy. You can do it. I think ratafias are called for, as well as the .

I love Madeira and batten burg cake in fact I love most things fattening!!

::skips out joyfully knowing all her cards, presents etc are done and dusted!::