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LadyDamerel · 29/11/2011 22:41

Sigmund is available for appointments.

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SuperXmassiveLBD · 12/12/2011 22:13

I had to do it now, Maud, mine all have further to go.

ComeIntoTheFestiveGardenMaud · 12/12/2011 22:20

Yeah, I guess one needs to allow more time for air male.

IWantSantasNewToyInMyStocking · 12/12/2011 22:28

I have not written or posted any cards Blush, now I feel guilty.

DumSpiroSperHoHoHo · 12/12/2011 22:32

Mine are long gone thank goodness.

Is it just ms that thinks Misery Bear is really creepy then?

ComeIntoTheFestiveGardenMaud · 12/12/2011 22:33

Well, I wuvs Misery Bear.

SuperXmassiveLBD · 12/12/2011 22:35

I sent all mine by special courier of course. Very special courier.

ComeIntoTheFestiveGardenMaud · 12/12/2011 22:37

Oooh err.

::Stands eagerly by the front door, waiting to give the courier a very special greeting::

SuperXmassiveLBD · 12/12/2011 22:39

I wonder if Misery is any relation to this poor bear who, it seems according to this, has just suffered a Fate Worse Than Death. Xmas Shock

VictorianChristmasVamp · 12/12/2011 22:39

Mine's not arrived yet Spiro or Xmas?!Hmm. Did you double check the address?!GrinWink

Finished the ones I really wanted to do - considering I wasn't going to do any this year due to lack of time!

Maud. I'm liking your airmale and Xmass' special courier.Grin

Spiro / I'm yet to pass judgement on misery bear!Smile

SuperXmassiveLBD · 12/12/2011 22:40

i.e. Abduction by PLFW. Xmas Sad

ComeIntoTheFestiveGardenMaud · 12/12/2011 22:44

The joyful reunion

Hey ho. I need an early night. See you soon, ladies.

VictorianChristmasVamp · 12/12/2011 22:45

You're right as ever Mass - I'd far rather be kidnapped by the courier than the PLFWGrin

SuperXmassiveLBD · 12/12/2011 22:49

Ah, bless. Doesn't Gizzy look happy?

All's well that ends well

Sweet dReAms, Maud.

ComeIntoTheFestiveGardenMaud · 12/12/2011 22:53

::Pauses::

Yes, there's always satisfaction to be had from a happy ending.

::Skips upstairs::

SuperXmassiveLBD · 12/12/2011 23:22

I suppose i'd better not linger, either. Bitey knight, ladiez.

IWantSantasNewToyInMyStocking · 13/12/2011 09:58

Morning all, oh it's all drama here today, lots of panicking builders who've done things wrong. Just what I need leading up to Christmas. And I've got to write my cards now.

I wonder if my DM is up to sending me an email with everyone's addresses on as I never keep an address book. Xmas Shock

ComeIntoTheFestiveGardenMaud · 13/12/2011 10:00

I've lost my address book and will have to go and visit my aged parents to get the family addresses - I'm not strong enough to spend half a day on the phone while they dictate them!

Are the builders working on Chateau Toy (the Toybox?) or on one of your projects?

IWantSantasNewToyInMyStocking · 13/12/2011 10:05

No not the Toybox, can't afford workmen here. And joy of joys, it is tipping it outside and there is a hurricane blowing. Perfect day for going to site.

IWantSantasNewToyInMyStocking · 13/12/2011 10:06

Is it me or is MN and FB being really slow today?

ComeIntoTheFestiveGardenMaud · 13/12/2011 10:59

Quick! The Polish cordial! I just ::gasp:: scrubbed the kitchen floor.

::Not done that for a while emoticon::

VictorianChristmasVamp · 13/12/2011 11:24

::proffers Maud a huge vat of PC:: Well done - I really need to do mine, but it keeps falling to the bottom of the list of things to be done!

VAmpboy was a beautiful, but manly Angel Gabriel, so i'm a very proud mummy - very annoyed with the Colonel though as he took the memory card out of the camera, so I arrived and wasn't able to take any photos! Got some on my phone, but the quality is rubbishSad

Toy - hope you keep hold of your hat at the building site!! Bit calmer here today, but lots of floods and roads closed - hope we don't get this storm forecast for later in the week - the burial site will be a quagmire if it rains too much between now and then! I'll have to wear wellies to the funeral - which I suppose MIL would have found funny!!Grin

Right - things to do and places to be, so I'll just go and prat around in the basement library instead!!Grin

ComeIntoTheFestiveGardenMaud · 13/12/2011 11:28

::Gulps Polish cordial::

Thanks. I am traumatised.

::Resists lure of the basement library and returns to the ironing board, where she is indeed very bored::

SuperXmassiveLBD · 13/12/2011 16:09

Now i am traumatised, wih all this virtuous talk of housework

Did you watch anything nice while you were dashing away with the smoothing iron, Maud? I am still waiting on RH2. Is it you who has waylaid my Gizzy, by lashing him to your ironing board perhaps?

ComeIntoTheFestiveGardenMaud · 13/12/2011 16:24

I have had a thoroughly virtuous day. I have made a load of stuff for the Brownies Christmas bizarre. After mopping the floor, I have steam-cleaned the rug and generally made up for months of housework neglect been extremely diligent. I did toy with the idea of getting hot and steamy with Mr Thornton, but decided to concentrate on the ironing instead. Boom boom.

What has happened to Messire Gisborne? Mayahap he has fallen overboard on the long sea journey to the island? I do hope he can swim.

SuperXmassiveLBD · 13/12/2011 16:36

I have no idea, Maud, but if he has been bandying his charms about with such profligacy, he's probably drowning in wanton wenches by now.

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