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Liz Jones plumbs new depths of lunacy

251 replies

Greythorne · 03/11/2011 08:32

Here

I do worry about her mental health. No joke.

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toptramp · 03/11/2011 20:16

I think Liz has a point; perfectly natural and bog all to do with morality imo; it's all genetcics and evolution.

toptramp · 03/11/2011 20:16

Mabe it's just me without the morals! Grin

toptramp · 03/11/2011 20:24

Well I am of the opinion that if you are getting on a bit and want a baby-go for it! Why wait for man? There are plnty of sperm donors out there. it's natural and down to biology and that pesky need to keep the species going. I personally couldn't wait for the boys to get their act together and went it alone. Havn't looked back.

toptramp · 03/11/2011 20:24

Sorry for Hijack.

minko · 03/11/2011 20:48

Umm, is it just me but... what do you do with a condom full of sperm?? Surely you'd have to stand on your head or something? She says she did what she had to do but I'm still not sure what that is... (my mental images are not nice)

SlinkingOutsideInSocks · 03/11/2011 20:54

Science was never my strong point... but how do you get sperm from inside a condom far enough up into you without the help of, if not an actual, live penis, then a syringe...? Confused Did she have a stash of syringes in her bathroom for when she secreted the loaded condom in there?

I mean, is the reason she didn't get knocked up because, bless her, she just got down on the bathroom tiles, tipped the contents inside her and lay, legs akimbo for a while?

Yes, good, honest, God-fearing men everywhere have reason to be scared; very scared indeed. Grin

SlinkingOutsideInSocks · 03/11/2011 20:55

X-posted with minko Grin

redpanda13 · 03/11/2011 21:08

Pixel - I would reckon her incredibly bony, pointy knees slashed through the jodhpurs

wildfig · 03/11/2011 21:09

Do veggies have turkey basters?

RIZZ0 · 03/11/2011 21:10
Grin

Pretend veggies might.

Thingumy · 03/11/2011 21:12

I don't believe a word of it.

She would be too worried about how many calories she would consume if she 'took' any sperm aboard.

MollieO · 03/11/2011 21:40

That photo is an old one. It was used when she did that article a couple of years ago about how her neighbours hated her and she had no friends. Hence the 'pity me' look and garb.

I love the Daily Mash article.

Serenitysutton · 03/11/2011 21:50

She's bullshitting anyway. She made it clear at the time she was very unlikley to be able to conceieve- anorexic since the age of 15. On top of that she was in her 40s. If those things didn't work enough against her her only hope of getting pregnant was foraging for half dead sperm in a condom them turkey basting them up her vagina. Now, seriously, what were her chances??

She was also approved for adoption with her ex h but they decided against it late on in the process. She's lying. The woman is a parody of herself.

myfriendflicka · 03/11/2011 22:05

Oh for God's sake, this will have been dreamed up in conference last week by executives at the Daily Mail. She will have been asked to write it as it fits in with her image of being mad as a box of frogs (like all women with jobs who aren't married and don't have children, which is against nature).

I very much doubt if it is true.

The usual suspects can then be wheeled out to say how disgusting and spout venom about easy benefits and single mothers (see comments).

It's part of the Daily Mail's misogyny, ie, if only we could go back to the 50s when men were in charge. Look how awful the world is, etc.

And the Tories will give Paul Dacre a knighthood and carry on cutting benefits, especially for women.

I don't think we should give it any further attention, it only encourages them.

myfriendflicka · 03/11/2011 22:06

Oh yeah, don't hate her, she's a pawn, hate the people behind her with the real power/agenda.

runningwilde · 03/11/2011 22:21

WHO is the mad idiot going out with her?!
You have to feel sorry for her.

Thanks god she didn't have kids or she would have fucked them up

runningwilde · 03/11/2011 22:24

I dont believe she was approved for adoption - or that the idiot she was married to was. he is a joke, thinks he is amazing - he is gross

SlinkingOutsideInSocks · 03/11/2011 23:03

Didn't she spend a month living on benefits? To see how the other half cope without daily lattes and fortnightly highlights?

I think the leggings photo is from that episode.

HedleyLamarr · 03/11/2011 23:25

BupcakesandCunting said "Actually, I DO understand the vitriol. She has as good as said that most of us women are conniving little fuckwits who steal sperm from a discarded nodder the minute our partners curl up for some post-coital shut-eye."

I have just snorted faggots out of me nostrils. Do you know how painful that is? Have a heart dear, at least warn us...

RIZZ0 · 03/11/2011 23:28
Grin

It's the way Buppers rolls.

NotnOtter · 03/11/2011 23:39

sod the crappy article - she looks like shit!

LeBOF · 03/11/2011 23:59

I don't believe she was approved for adoption either, or we'd have heard about it in tedious detail. I think somebody trying to be nice to her once perhaps said she'd make a wonderful mother. Then it got given the Jones treatment.

HedleyLamarr · 04/11/2011 00:12

I know, I know. But my poor hooter. And the mess! But the laff was worth it. Grin

Tortington · 04/11/2011 00:15

the woman is a self absorbed arse

Haggyoldclothbatspus · 04/11/2011 00:17

OMFG! She is just bonkers! This one didnt even sound genuine! I'm sure she just picks a topic and then makes it about herself! Can you imagine the poor kid that was shacked to her! Confused
And as for being a feminist.... [roling eyes emoticon]