The Locksley-Oakenshield Academy of Hairdressing and Beauty Therapy

[ComeIntoTheSinisterGardenMaud]

All specialisms catered for. We offer courses in

Hairdressing, whether for long hair or a more conventional short back and sides

Manicures

Skincare: facepacks and other beauty treatments

Body art

Advice on styling and personal grooming, ranging from
formal evening attire to casual wear, with specialist sessions on military uniform.

. Oh yes.....

Have you all seen that there are more Beard pics than just the three we saw yesterday?

Oh gosh..

::strews cushions and blankets on floor to soften landings::

::is slightly more amenable to aforementioned images than she was yesterday::

::whispers very, very quietly:: Upon closer inspection I may be forced to confess that I quite like the 'adjusting cuff' shot, even with the beard/short hair combo.

The latest Gizzy confession there is NOT me, honest, guv.

Glad today was bearable ladyD. Just popped in to say hello!! And good knight!!

Young vamp was running round the house earlier saying knighty knight. Knighty knight! And that knighty knight is his favourite - I began to think that perhaps he's understood more of the video he'd watched earlier! until I realised he was saying Mike the knight which is a new CBeebies program!!. Think I may have a particular bad knight on the brain!!

And on that knote knight knall!! xxx

Oh my. The one where he's adjusting his cravat tie while looking off to his left. It's positively Romanov.

::swoons onto the cushion so thoughtfully placed by LadyD::

Night, Vampy. Sweet dReAms of rubbing a knaughty knight's feet.

Did they ever make a film of Nicholas and Alexandra, Maud?

Are you teasing me, Massive? But anyway they did.

Ra-Ra-Rasputin arrived in a tardis

Yes and no, Maudie.

Oh goodness will you look at this?

The Doctors get around a bit. don't they?

It's a glimpse of the future, Massive.

I've said all along that that beard is a bad idea of the Man's. You mark my words, he will return from Middle Earth with one of those enormous handlebar 'taches to go with it and then where will we be?

Although I wouldn't object to the uniform....

I fear you might be right, LadyD. it's an excellent way to hide from us. And who could blame him?

I will brook no argument. One displaced whisker does not mean that this is not thoroughly wibblesome.

Hurruh! Mr S has gone to bed so I can type without the stroppy sideways glances and huffing!

Sadly, Spiro, I'm going to beddy-byes just as you arrive. But first, I have to go and sniff glue salt. Oh the joys.

Good knight all!

Happy now?!

That was kind of you, Spiro. And clever

Just for you Massive. You'll need sound but it's quite amusing.

::Looks back::

You are a very clever lady, Spiro. I was happy all along, but I know that every time I post that thoroughly swoonworthy not displeasing photo, someone (mentioning no names but the guilty parties know who they are) will ignore the general effect of beardy smiley sunlit loveliness and start to quibble about one teeny weeny displaced whisker.

Anyway, I have a hot date with a hunk, a hunk of burning love a bowl of steaming brine.

Toodle pip.

I know you were happy and I'd be more than capable of overlooking it, but it does rather spoil the overall aesthetic effect.

::applauds Spiro::

Thank you, thank you, thank you. That rogue hair gave me the creeps!