Dinner with a-list celebs, I am so not ready...

[25kilopumpkin]

My job, at times, can propel me into strange circumstances. I have just learnt that it is very likely i will be "spending the night" in the London home of a v famous celeb couple... I am not cool, have nothing to wear, and easily impressed... WTF do I do now?

Exorcist???
really??
when is she coming back on her to spill??

or even on here to spill !!

I have spent time with slebs also due to job. They do not judge designer labels. They do not necessarily dress up in fact sometimes quite the opposite. They get thrown so much free stuff that actually they are LESS aware of status stuff than the normal person ie they would have no idea how much something cost.

So I would not worry at all about it, just do as much as will make you feel happy in yourself but don't over-egg the pudding. Definitely a cheap, fun watch. Enjoy!

Coffee I can imagine that that is the case re them not caring.

I think the issue for 25k was that she cared having not long had a baby she wanted to look the part - correct me if I wrong OP when you come back and tell us all the juicy details

scoundrel tsk tsk, that is not what I meant at all!

this is a car coat IMO

<a class="break-all" href="//xwww.cosstores.com/Fashion/Women/50151.1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> something from this website

That's a sleeping baby! No car coat on the first link,
I can't get the second one to work!

Yoo hoo! I'm back... Thanks for all your help it went v well! I can't say too much but HE was really nice although hardly there at all, she was not there but in Europe (I think) with the kids...I was buff and happy so thanks to all posters! I am LMAO at some of these suggestions, if I was an exorcist I would start with MIL! Ha HA.

and by the way, he was so beautiful I could honestly have cried!

Get a grip, they are only human beings!

I know I know JEEZZZZZ

Ooh is so was Johnny Depp, wasn't it?

should have been it* so was...JD

oh yes deffo johnny depp. actually i thought he was looking a bit weird on graham norton.

squeeeeeeee!

Depp or Pitt, both I bet are fabulously gorgeous you would melt into them

Cmon 25k tell us everything you can please

definitely the depster

What to say? I am crap with slebs so I don't really know what is goss, I got his wifes nationality wrong!? To his face like a nob! He has had a tonne of botox and spends (from what I could gather) ages in the bathroom! Wears man make-up, er,...? Was really nice, listened to us all and did what we said (clients can be much more difficult than this) had only a couple of people around him...spoke a lot to his daughter...worelseuwannaknow?

worelseuwannaknow?

How to get a job like yours

so what did you actually have to do while you were there? (wihtout giving too much away?)

Oooh, glad it went well, what did you wear in the end?

Surey u can tell us who the sleb is now!!

I bought new dark jeggings and I had some funky t shirts and new blazer which looked . I also had tunic dress thing with me but didn't wear it when I planned to because I would have froze! I got new watch off market but we all got one anyway-told you it was important- which was . I borrowed naice suitcase (Radley) from RL BF. I didn't wear shirts ( someone had good point on here re: waiter!) and I found a cream bag from Wallis that did job. Main thing was that to this thread I had glossy not-grey hair whitey white teeth, shiney nails (he had nail varnish on! Which is just weird? Just about carried it off, OPI was the brand I noticed) I had defuzzed etc so if he had felt overcome with desire I was ready

what did you eat? (You can see my priorities)

I so wish that you could tell us your job.

I love getting all organised & planning stuff - needing a watch sounds like you could be doing something along those lines.

I'm interested in the sleb, but more interested in the job.