The White Boar's Head: Student Union Bar at the University of Milton North

[DumSpiroSpero]

Student discounts available on all varieties of Chateau Gisborne and Polish Cordial.

Err, no, Massive. I meant to say anything that wouldn't be found by anybody Googling his full name or the nickname beloved of his teenybopper fans!

Oooops. sorry about that, Maud.

No new Highwayman for a bit, but I found that might fill the gap a little. Very impressive riding, anyway, in there.

Nah, it's all good, Massive. But seeing as we know that some devoted fans do set up Google alerts, I don't necessarily want my witless witterings served up to them on a plate!

Have you got one for Mr Thornton, then, Maud?

Oh gosh. That vid. As unwashed, leather-clad, psychologically-damaged arsonists and homicidal maniacs go, he is not unpleasing to the eye, is he?

Why would I need one, Massive, given that he never leaves my side?

::Glances fondly at dear Mr Thornton, who is looking even more handsome than usual in the dusk::

He certainly is. Well fit, as the yoof used to say five minutes ago,but they have probably moved on from that, already.

.It goes wih their hair

Hope you enjoy the exclusive peek at Chateau Massive, in that.

Had a horrid frustrating day when every question I asked was answered with a no!

Where's Lucas when you need some comfort?! Hopefully the Colonel will be home soon.

Ah so sorry to hear that, RP.

to cheer you up After all, he's invariably a barrel of laughs

Suppose you're right massive. Every character he plays seems to be unhappy in some way! Thanks though!![half smile emoticon]

But don't forget, he's comely withal, RP

And it's rather nice fantasising about ways of cheering him up.

Very comely!! Hmm yes I think I'd be able to think of ways to put a smile on his face!

::Sets out an enticing array of Polish cordial, Chateau Gisborne, ratafia biscuits, twiglets and porkie scratchings::

Twiggy and I may have found another eager student on the Spooks thread.

::Rushes round with fluffy duster and plumps up the cushions on the chaise longoo::

Ooh new blood!!! More reason to have some serious revision seminars from every particular angle!

Room for another one?

I've just watched that last youtube vid posted - what a treat (although it had that American woman in that he cheated on me with slept with. It always made me a bit cross that he fell for her obvious tales.......

SnackS not snack - nervous typing you see

Hello Biscuits, welcome!! Here, have some, er, biscuits... and tea. :)

Hello, Biscuits and welcome. Sorry I wasn't here early to say hello. Do pop back and talk to us whenever you can.

Oh, do come in BiscuitsandTea. Make yourself at home.

::Plies you with Polish cordial and ratafia biscuits::

I'm not sure where the other Academics are, but while we're waiting for them to sober turn up, would you like to attend one of

Ha! We all arrived at once!

Re. that American woman, there is a funny fanfic where she is an alien and that's why her accent keeps changing and she is so wooden and has no facial expressions - that amused me :)

Ah thank you for the welcome ladies

Oh, ROFL, why have I not seen before

Especially in view of a post of mine earlier today.

Do excuse my Gizzy, btw, Biscuits. I have a teensy tiny thing about him you see.