The White Boar's Head: Student Union Bar at the University of Milton North

[DumSpiroSpero]

Student discounts available on all varieties of Chateau Gisborne and Polish Cordial.

Ouch Maud!! That hurt!!! Didn't anyone tell you sharing is a nice thing to do?!

You'd better hope they are still there in the morning lady D or else you'll have some answering to do to their parents!!!

8 x 6yo girls, plus your boys? Good lord, Lady D where are you putting them all?

We are moving Miss Spiro into the big bedroom next summer hols and have said she can have a sleepover for her birthday - she is allowed 3 guests. The only time I am.ever going to consider those kind of numbers is when they can go in a tent in the back garden.

MasterD1 is at a friend's so technically there's only 9 children. The floor in MasterD2's room is covered with blow up mattresses and they're all in there in a big heap .

Only 1 left awake now.....

::Whacks LadyDamerel around the cranium with her famous reticule::

I am assuming that The Priory has a wing in which the children's night nursery is situated, Spiro.

RussianPony - I am willing to share the Polish cordial and the ratafia biscuits, but while I don't sully my hands spend time with Messrs Porter and North, the least you can do is let me have an undisturbed snuggle with Mr Thornton.

What about Gizzy, Maud? Did you forget to mention him, or am I to read something into the omission?

Och you're ok there Maud. He has the manners and character I should obviously aspire to own look for in another half but far too many clothes at all times!!

Big heap of girls!! Sounds ace fun if you're six!! Good choice of DS to escape for night though surprised Lord D hasn't joined him!

Well spotted massive. Wonder what sigmund would say about that glaring omission!!

I was under the impression (perhaps wrongly) that RP's chosen companions were JP and Lucas. Besides which, it is a truth universally acknowledged that Gizzy spends all his spare time on the island, duraglitting his broadsword in Massive's under-stairs cupboard, so he and I are destined (mercifully, what with him being an unwashed, leather-clad, psychologically-damaged arsonist and homicidal maniac, although comely withal) never to meet.

Too right Maud. John and lucas are mine step away Spiro!! Much as I am coming round to Gizzy's leather-clad, muscular thighs and horse-riding skills comely attributes!. We can agree Maud!!

You don't know what you're missing, Maudie!

Actually though he used to spend most of his time with me, Gizzy has to spread himself a little thinner, these days, as many of our members seem rather taken with unwashed leather-clad psychologically-damaged arsonists and indeed look at the a*se on him and homicidal maniacs

Stop Press. Guy has just received his invitation to Massive's bring a bottle party.

I think you'll find Twigs has long since laid claim to Lucas , as had I to JP but with your superior understanding of these military types I'm willing to share.

Besides my real fave is none of the above...

ROFL Maud!!

Fantastic picture! Really shows off his perfect bottom clean hair!

. I just said "Holy Shit!" out loud when that pic popped up and filled the entire laptop screen.

That brought me round from the reticule-caused concussion pretty smartish, I can tell you.

Ooooh, will you look at him...

ROFL @ the Duraglit. Thanks,Maud, i'd almost run out. I seem to get thtough an awful lot of it.

This is Spiro's truest love, RP.

Do you know what if it was a case of share or nothing I'm pretty sure we'd all be happy sharing!!! Which does bring us back to Maud's fabulous commune idea!!

Oh she can have him Lady D!! And the bearded one !!

Spiro's beau does scrub up very nicely, it must be said.

I'm watching Sandhurst on the telly, looking for The Colonel.

Right knight ladies! Sweet dReAms. . Hope you get some shut eye lady D!!

The nearest you get is a glimpse of his hair and his old office!!! but it was exciting for him!!

If Gizzy's over on the Island having his sword polished by Massive then John Standring is my next in line (unless I can cajole MrT away from Maud by various nefarious means). He has depths.

Are you going RP? Night night. I must be off myself in a minute. Places to be, swords to polish, you know...

Or even hidden depths.

Right, must go, now. Sweet dReAms all.