The White Boar's Head: Student Union Bar at the University of Milton North

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Student discounts available on all varieties of Chateau Gisborne and Polish Cordial.

Best pin my eyes open then!!

Or engage the slo-mo.

oh it just turned into base common tripe. i was embarrassed, not of the tits but of the fact that it was obviously changed, very obviously changed the format to cater for stupid people who read the sun

fuckers

So did you see the original series, Custardo? That was rather nice. Plots, characters etc as well as the action and the peaches

Even better then if series one is infinitely better than this one as DH would definitely watch it then!!

yes watched the original one, dh downloaded it. we literally finished the lat episode of series one, and put the first of series 2 on.

it was just crude.....yes yes that is what my nan would say CRUDE!

RP, series one has been vetted for authenticity by the Academy's other military consultant so the Colonel will probably approve.

::Lady Bracknell voice::

It was crude? Thank goodness we don't have Sky. Would you like some Polish cordial to recover from the shock, Custardo?

CRUDE is a great word. Good on your nan! I heard talk that they were trying to soup it up to become the new 24. with t&a

But our Professor of Strike Back Studies can tell you more.

::does leisurely backstroke across gin vat::

Thank the Lord for DVDs, it is almost peaceful at present.

Re. SB2. LordD was actually moved to comment last week that 3 ad breaks had passed and there had been no gratuitous sex or T&A shots. And considering he is the original Man with No TV Taste, even he says this isn't a patch on the original.

Hooray for the Hobbit taking RA away to Middle Earth and saving him from all that.

Lady D do you need a lifeguard? You've been swimming in that gin vat for quite a while now!

Hope all little girlies sleeping now?

What's everyone else up to this eve?
Do you think twigs has eloped with sir guy her gisborne wine?

Will he make me hold onto his big pole to get me out?

::sprays self with bromide::

Sorry, Maud, am a little hysterical with the excess of 6 year old girls currently residing in the Priory.

5 have finally given in to sleep, just another 3 to go......

I expect everyone is watching TV. it's nothing but sport here, all night

Was Twiggy's outing a day trip?

I had a bad night so I may crash out early. What about you, RP?

And there I was, looking forward to some erudite discourse.

I should think seeing a lifeguard like that wouldn't be too good for my heart . Is he trained in CPR do you think?

Oh dear, poor Mr thornton...

Sadly, Mr Thornton has become accustomed to these outbursts of unseemly behaviour.

::Holds Mr Thornton's hand in a comely and demure fashion::

Sorry Maud, that was a bit crude, even by my exceptionally low standards.

How is dear MrT tonight? Have you had some invigorating discussions about Plato?

Oh, and, LadyDamerel, if you are having a sleepover for 8 girls you are officially insane. Perhaps you'd like to speak to the locum until Sigmund can get here?

Poor mr T. I would like to take his hand too and lead him forward to a gizzy/Lucas/porter education!!

8 six year olds!! Now I know you are totally mad lady D as if fantasising about an unobtainable man and his imaginary characters is completely normal!!

Massive - sport all night!! Where you live? Australia? Some sport mad haven!!

I've had a relaxing evening in front of dr who and x factor!! Really exciting our sat eves now!! I collapsed at 8pm last night so a bit more energy today!!

::Knocks those presumptuous minxes Massive and RussianPony unconscious with her brick-filled reticule and snuggles down beside Mr Thornton on the chaise longoo::

::THUD::

That picture, I like.

And yes, I am officially off my rocker. What the HELL was I thinking?

They're all going to be here in the morning and awake at some ridiculous hour as well, aren't they?

::rocks quietly in the corner::

Maud, if you could do that for me too, I'd be most grateful. Make it a good, hard clunk to ensure the maximum possible amount of time spent unconscious.