The 1 year anniversary thread of the UMN: we're not fussed about Tinkers or Tailors but we do like Soldiers and Spies

[PassTheTwiglets]

Ta-da!

Come on then Lady D, wallop the Champagne over our bow :)

Did you start the second thread then RP? I can remember having that panic several times when we got to the end of the early threads. Was having a bit of a crap time and having and alternative universe to escape to was (and often still is) a real lifeline.

Am I fashionably late? Sorry, pesky RL,I had things to do, what a pain.

I can remember that panicky feeling too, that the thread would end and people would get fed up, and move on. I used to come over all upset, if i logged on and there had been no activity for a bit.

Oh, that opening shot in that Pink vid, Spiro.

Good efening, ladies. Please to be heffing some of zis Chateau Gisborne?

Danke, Herr Kruger, wie geht es ihnen heute abend?

Guten abend, Heinz, honey

Sounds like we bonded over our idol while escaping real life last autumn. Can't believe I left you all! but no regrets - I'm back now! And just in time for the party!

Ah... um... please to be hanging on a minute vilst I look up ze Google Translate...

that's the limit of my spechen sie deutsch

Ooh Heinz!! Does that mean Lucas is inbound?

I wonder if this is the right moment to announce my truly astounding discovery...

Yes - I do like that Pink vid, Massive - she is a very, very stupid girl though...

Ah, zere we heff it. I am being very well, sank you. It is a busy time for me, vot viz all zis being evil zat I heff to do. It is not fair - ze evil henchmen heff to do all ze... how you say... dirty work - but vee are not allowed our own henchmen - you vould not believe my vorkload

Sie suchen sehr fein, Herr Kruger .

Truly astounding discovery??? YYY!!!

Vot is ziss "has it stopped yet?" bizniss of vhich you speak often today? Poor Heinz is not understanding. Tell me or I vill fix you viz my Stare of Extrme Evilness.

Lassen Sie mich Ihnen helfen zu entspannen, Heinz, meine kleine Deutsch Wurst
...

Truly astounding discovery? Let me guess, zere is another teensy bit of thigh poking out of zee britches? :o

Sie sind ein sehr böses Mädchen, MissSpiro. Come here, you must be punished.

In case of spillages of Mount Gisborne I've ordered you all cover ups to protect your party gowns.

Massive, Maud, Twigs and RP, one each, Spiro and Small.

Vill a hench voman do, Herr Kruger?

Yes, my discovery

It's that Richard Armitage actually has a blog, and to prove it, it's here

It was still going actually, Now it's going even more.

Speeeek English!!! I am too tied up to translate!! GSCE german didn't include evil/flirting words!!

Oh, Heinz, haben sie keine ahnung ...

Vot, nobody vants a Heinzy tshirt?

Massive I believed you!!!! got all excited!!

What is still going? I too feel left out not knowing???

Ps having to pretend to shop online as the colonel is wanting me to pay attention to him! Soi apologise for the lack of interesting artefacts from me!!