The 1 year anniversary thread of the UMN: we're not fussed about Tinkers or Tailors but we do like Soldiers and Spies

[PassTheTwiglets]

Ta-da!

Come on then Lady D, wallop the Champagne over our bow :)

Where do you find these things, RP? You're amazing.

It's still going, btw

It's amazing what you can find while googling Richard Armitage and generally wasting time looking for inspiration for your website!

Right, must stop doing much the same, and Get On. BBL, folks.

Blimey RP you are today!

Oooooh I love Lucas!!! >

::rolls eyes::

I realise too late that in making unsisterly remarks about those ladies who are so deranged committed to the cause they are determined to regard every last and inconsequential bit of him as perfection, I have now cast myself in the role of foot fetishist.

::sigh::

But thanks to Spiro's cranked up zoom, I can see that there is one uncanny similarity between the lovely R and The Bloke - they both have wiggly little toes.

How exciting for RussianPony that the Colonel is on YT.

• did you mention wiggly little toes?!

My little toes do that wiggly thing too, it requires the flexibility of a contortionist to paint them neatly and without covering the duvet in polish.

I hate feet. Even his feet. Yuk.

Speaking of toenails, look at his poor little fingernail

Oi, I've warned you about that...

Happy Anniversary all and thank you Spiro for the fab present

Maud I think you have been cast as the foot fetishist and me the hand fetishist, I think we need your legal eagle back to protect our names although mine is perhaps not as untarnished as I would hope

Dear Thread! Enjoy!! Something for all of us here I think!!

Bath/Bed & Spinning await me - I'll be back later sweaty and tired ready for copious amounts of polish cordial and Chateau Gisborne . Save me a bar stool and space on the dance floor!

Speaking of fetishes...

PassTheTwiglets indeed!

RP that vid...I normally lose patience with the longer ones, especially when they're mostly stills but that was magnificent!

So they did publish Twigs' eventually .

Ha ha ha - that wasn't me, honest! If I'd done one that I'd have included the word "nibble".

::opens bar::

::hangs banners and balloons ::

Wooft is on that banner - is it a pig?!

Evening Ladies! Am already ROFLMAO at that balloon!

Can someone get the door?

The caterers have arrived.

Balloon is LOL!

The caterers are a bit, um, downmarket aren't they? Couldn't even be bothered to shave.

(dammit, bit hard to look for illustRAtions tonight)

I found these earlier - a pun on those motivational posters - you'll probably need to scroll about 2/3 of the way down the page for the RA ones!

Time for

Which was played on the office radio yesterday, along with Alejandro, I'm sure everyone must've wondered why I kept smirking!

Loving the balloons and banners!! Feel the catering staff is slightly overdressed!

Spiro I think it's the music with that birthday vid that makes it so lovely!! I normally agree on long stills but that one made my hairs stand on end!!

Right pass the bottles and straws round! I've been reminiscing on our first few threads!

Wonder where cupcake is? Whether she lurks and smiles at her creation!!

I can still remember the panic when we reached the end of that first thread and I started another terrified I'd be left alone in my obsession studies!!. How wring could I be?!

LOL at those posters, LadyD!