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The Lucas North Portakabin at the University of Milton-Northern.

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SupermassiveLBD · 09/09/2011 22:28

WARNING

Don't forget your hard hat, hi-viz gear and parachute. We lost a careless vice-principal this way only last year.

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TheSmallPrint · 14/11/2011 20:50

Where did my other post go Confused

Spiro that's brill and a lot less dangerous!

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 14/11/2011 20:52

That is wonderful, Spiro! Gives the story the happy ending it deserves.

Oh, Small, I knew I'd seen my new glasses somewhere before.

LadyDamerel · 14/11/2011 20:54

I feel if Gizzy had been armed with a Gladiolus then the Marian Kebab may not have been quite so final.

Mmmmmmm, Harry in glasses is, of course, delectable. Lucas in glasses in thoroughly wibblesome.

LadyDamerel · 14/11/2011 20:58

If Gizzy is anything like the MiniDs then being overly hot is likely to make him rather tetchy. I can't help but feel he might have felt less, erm, spiky, if only he'd taken his overcoat off.

Honestly, full length leather coat in the Holy Land. Does the man have no sense?

A nice pair of shorts and a singlet would have been much more suitable.

TransylvanianVampiress · 14/11/2011 20:59

I do rather like a man in glasses too Lady D!!

Spiro - you do keep my spirits up!! GrinGrin

Smallio - someone in the commune has to be able to see at night when all our glasses/contact lenses are out!! Smile

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 14/11/2011 21:09

Talking of keeping spirits up, I'm watching Lovely Gareth and his Military Ladies' Choir.

LadyDamerel · 14/11/2011 21:13

Me too, Maud.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 14/11/2011 21:15

::Shuffles up and makes room for LadyD on the chaise longoo::

LadyDamerel · 14/11/2011 21:21

::curls up next to Maud, proffers box of Family Circle::

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 14/11/2011 21:23

::Declines the biscuits and makes counter-offer of Polish cordial and Twiglets-a-Gogo::

LadyDamerel · 14/11/2011 21:25

::gratefully accepts PC but declines marmitey-cardboard sticks::

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 14/11/2011 21:26

::remembers gleefully that LadyD doesn't like twiglets (at least, not the grocery type) and so she won't have to share::

LadyDamerel · 14/11/2011 21:30

::retrieves bag of Crinkles from reticule::

::contemplates sharing but decides not to::

TransylvanianVampiress · 14/11/2011 21:30

Budge up ladies!! Ill have biscuits, twiglets and cordial!!

I can't watch that til Wednesday!Sad the colonel wanted to watch Young I'm really precocious Apprentice! As well as Ross Kemp in Afghanistan! So lovely Gareth is being recoded Tom eve!

Did you see his choir on sat eve? They were Trés Bon!

TransylvanianVampiress · 14/11/2011 21:31

I wonder what recoded Gareth will look like!Hmm

LadyDamerel · 14/11/2011 21:32

::shuffles over to make space for Vampy::

::hides crinkles under edge of skirts::

TransylvanianVampiress · 14/11/2011 21:35

::snuggles up next to Lady D remembering how comfy her shoulder was but remembered to offer her Salt & vinegar kettle chips sharing bag::

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 14/11/2011 21:35

No, I didn't see Gareth's choir on Saturday. I heard (on here?) that they did very well.

LadyDamerel · 14/11/2011 21:40

I didn't see Saturday's performance either. LordD was watching something rubbish else.

::regards Vampy dubiously::

You're not going to fall asleep and dribble on me are you? This is one of my best muslins.

TransylvanianVampiress · 14/11/2011 21:42

They were pretty impressive. So wish there had been something like that to do when the colonel was on his mini-break in the desert is only cos I would have met the lovely Gareth!!

Care for some kettle chips Maud?Smile

TransylvanianVampiress · 14/11/2011 21:43

I don't dribble Lady D - these are all my own teef!!Grin

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 14/11/2011 21:47

Thank you, but no. It's Twiglets-a-Gogo for me.

::Hopes Vampy doesn't snore::

Maybe you should rope your friends and neighbours into forming a choir?

SupermassiveLBD · 14/11/2011 21:48

Do you still have Butterkist popcorn, over there?

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LadyDamerel · 14/11/2011 21:50

Oh yes, we certainly do, Massive. Would you like some emergency rations couriered to the Island?

TransylvanianVampiress · 14/11/2011 21:53

::throws crisps away and grabs bag of Butterkisk popcorn:: mmmm totally forgotten how yummy this was!! Wants some Massive?

I also don't snore Maud except when I'm asleep! Grin

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