The Lucas North Portakabin at the University of Milton-Northern.

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WARNING

Don't forget your hard hat, hi-viz gear and parachute. We lost a careless vice-principal this way only last year.

A very important question,, Vampy. I often wonder that myself. It's even more of a puzzle than faster than light particles.

But maybe it's only possible for teensy tiny particles, Vampy, not for you and me.

What you saying Massive?! That I'm
Neither teensy nor tiny?

You calling me fat!!!

What is it about ouR mAn that is so arresting?

He's tall,dark, handsome with eyes you could drown in, twiglet/elf like ears, Romanov nose and mighty fine chesticals!! I mean that can't be all!!

His voice is not bad, either... and I make no mention of other noteable assets.

Golly, neutrinos must be the ultimate size 0

An excellent taste in attire maybe Massive?!

Something like that, Vamps

Ooooh, our bubbles are pink, after all!

No bubbles here tonight - just coffee and apple strudel - must be getting old!

Alcoholic fizzy ribena Twigs??!! Tis fabulous dahling!!

Orange squash here, meh. Send us some bubbly Twigs!

::passes glass of pino grigio to Small:: here you go -straight out of the fridge - no bubbles left I'm afraid!!

Apple strudel sounds yum tho Spiro!!

Yes it was rather nice!

Speaking of which - who'd like to go with their pink bubbles?

This is a bubble-free zone, too. But who needs mere alcohol, with thoughts of Gizzy to make me dizzy?

Dizzy gizzy!! He-he. I see what you did there Massive!!

::snuggles up next to Small cos it's a cold night and gives her best fluttery eyelashes at Spiro:: yes pretty please with a cherry on the top!

Please Spiro, can we have some more?

How about some Gizzy?

is more traumatic than soppy but it's very well done and the song is pretty much perfect.

Orange squash on a Saturday?! Get with the programme, Smally.

I usually plan for bubbles on a Saturday because now that we can't really go out at the weekend anymore, bubbles make it feel more celebratory and not just like any other evening. My life does doesn't revolve around alcohol, honestly.

How good am I being - DrT is eating the cheesecake from the M&S meal deal and I'm not I am SO in the zone. Trouble is, I need to be in the zone for about a year and I predict a maximum Zone Enthusiasm Quotient of 3 weeks.

Can you see me?

::stops fluttering eyelashes at Spiro as it obviously isn't working and turns instead to dr twigs and his cheesecake!::

Where did Twigs go????

Nope sorry twigs didn't see you there!! Best step away from your husband 's cheesecake

Here I am!!!