The Sergeant John Porter Memorial College at the University of Milton North

[DumSpiroSpero]

Motto: Qui audet adipiscitur

Areas of study include:

Firearms Training aka Big Guns 101

Advanced off-road driving

Improvised Vehicle Maintenance

Hostage Negotiation

...and lots more!

Thank you, Massive. I know Maud will be very pleased with such a beautiful and well-chosen gift, especially as the last one out has worn out been eaten by moths.

Erm, Spiro, I think I need a long sit down now and a bucket of icecubes.

I wonder how lLdyD coped with those two vids in close succession? Where is the IF?

What a thoughtful gift Massive... and take a look at this...

LadyD, sorry. I have gorn crorss-eyed. I had forgotten what those vids were like myself, after not watching them for a bit.

What's that in the sky? Is it a meteorite shower?

Truly a party bag for the girl who has everything,Spiro. I know Maud will find it a nice change from the Aubusson appreciate it.

I believe it's a supernova Mr Thornton.

Were you perhaps confusing it with a

Goodness. Where did you get that picture of Mother's water mattress?

Oh oh oh oh. He is even more gorgeous than I remembered. No more so than your good self, of course, Mr Thornton

Thank you, Spiro. I had thought that perhaps it was LadyD's ::blushes:: intimate parts exploding skywards. It's happened before, I believe.

Gah.

Wretched progeny.

::administers sedative::

Off to see what I've missed.....

Poor Mr Thornton. It must have been a shock for him to discover that women had

legs

Can hear Mr S on his way up so it's night night from me!

Have fun & sweet dReAms.

Good night, Spiro, and thank you for coming to the party.

Oh dear.

::switches on IF::

Nope, that's not going to do it.

::reaches for industrial fire extinguisher::

Thank goodness no one linked to .

Night Spiro, sweet dReAms

Whoops.

::watches resignedly as bits hurtle spacewards::

Dammit, are you sure those knickers were teflon lined, Massive?

::bows low::

Ladies. I must bid you good night. It's been but now I must go.

::makes eye contact and smiles winningly::

We mustn't forget , always delightful in a MrThornton fest

Mr Thornton in buff sepia tones. What could be better?

Time for me to go, too. Good night, all.

I doubt even telflon can withstand Gizzy power, ladyD.

Goodnight dearest Mr Thornton. don't forget the party bag to take home to your mother.

Oh that was a very suitable finale, Massive.

MistressD is stirring again. I think I shall have company in my bed tonight .

Night night.

Good night to you too, dearest Maud. Thank you so much for the party. We all had a wonderful time.

Has anyone seen Gizzy's sword, btw? Some unscrupulous floozy has run off with it.

::Looks back at you::

He's not going back to his mother, LadyD