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The Sergeant John Porter Memorial College at the University of Milton North

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DumSpiroSpero · 30/08/2011 20:54

Motto: Qui audet adipiscitur

Areas of study include:

Firearms Training aka Big Guns 101

Advanced off-road driving

Improvised Vehicle Maintenance

Hostage Negotiation

...and lots more!

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 04/09/2011 21:29

Feel free, Massive.

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::puts cushions on the floor in case of Massive or LadyDamerel faintage::

LadyDamerel · 04/09/2011 21:30

Oh yes, Massive.

::wells up again::

He's just misunderstood. All he needs is the love of a good woman.......

SupermassiveLBD · 04/09/2011 21:31

No that one, obviously, Maud, but thanks.
I managed to force myself to watch it all the same. Wink

We seem to be having a bit of a Gizzy Period, at the moment, Small. but always ready to welcome a Soldier Boy with open arms.

LadyDamerel · 04/09/2011 21:33

::collapses within first 3 seconds of Love Game::

::misses cushions::

That look.....

::covers Maud's eyes::

That look makes me want to whip off my knickers Blush Grin.

SupermassiveLBD · 04/09/2011 21:39

Why, LadyD? Do you want to cover your eyes with them?
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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 04/09/2011 21:42

He's just misunderstood. All he needs is the love of a good woman.......

As previously remarked, this is exactly what Genghis Khan's mother used to say.

LadyDamerel · 04/09/2011 21:42

::remains prostrate on floor::

Love Game has trounced every other Gizzy vid ever.

::Gavel::

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 04/09/2011 21:45

::Throws the vianigrette in LadyD's direction::

I did think that it might one of the few classics you hadn't yet seen, LadyD.

::Lends you a commodious set of stays to preserve your modesty::

SupermassiveLBD · 04/09/2011 21:46

Ah, but Genghis Khan wasn't nearly as pretty.

SupermassiveLBD · 04/09/2011 21:50
LadyD? While you are stripped for action, so to speak?
LadyDamerel · 04/09/2011 21:56

::reviews Love Game for the third time::

::loosens stays::

Can't breathe.

Bitey Knight, the back view with the jumper, kissing Marion's hair, That Look, the glowering, the striding.

Oh it's all too much.

::faints dead away::

SupermassiveLBD · 04/09/2011 21:58

I rather like the bow and arrow bit, myself.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 04/09/2011 21:59

::Throws bucket of water over LadyD::

DumSpiroSpero · 04/09/2011 22:01

I was going to watch some Season 1 and write a bit more of GR, but I think I may have to give that up in favour of checking out the look!

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SupermassiveLBD · 04/09/2011 22:02

Personally, I think is rather spiffing, too. Can't quarrel with the sentiments expressed therein

PassTheTwiglets · 04/09/2011 22:03

Yum, thanks for the rock, Small. I meant to buy the kids some rock in Norfolk but didn't get round to it. I liked Edinburgh rock best though. Not that I'm not grateful, like.

LOL @ LadyD ironing the teatowels :o (and at your other comment at 21.33 :o)

Mine are back at school on Wednesday. I'm dreading the inevitable tears from MissTwigs and am nervous of TwigBoy as he's an unknown; it could go either way with him. Very sad for them to go back though am looking fwd to the break of course. Also suddenly feeling very conscious that this is my last year of being a SAHM and then it will all be over :(

LadyDamerel · 04/09/2011 22:04

::revives::

Don't let's talk about it any more.

It's all of it. There isn't a single thing I don't like in it. The only teeny improvement would be adding the scene where he swings up onto Richie from Maud's brooding and stomping vid earlier.

::faints away again at the thought::

SupermassiveLBD · 04/09/2011 22:05

Which look are we talking about, exactly, here? I am a bit spoilt for choice, me.

DumSpiroSpero · 04/09/2011 22:07

Ahhh...that look.

Although personally I think pretty much every one in that vid would guaranteed to melt the average set of lady garments, never mind induce one to whip them off!

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 04/09/2011 22:09

::Enrols at film school, with a view to using this choon as the ::

PassTheTwiglets · 04/09/2011 22:09

Gotta go now, will check out vids tomorrow. Night everyone, good to have you back, Smally!

PassTheTwiglets · 04/09/2011 22:11

MAUD! My favourite Squeeze song! I've come across the dessert to greet you with a smile, my camel looks so tired it's hardly worth my while... Oh I loooooooooooove Squeeze. Chris Difford has the most gooooooorgeous voice.

Night night.

PassTheTwiglets · 04/09/2011 22:11

desert, dammit.

LadyDamerel · 04/09/2011 22:15

::hauls self onto chaise longoo::

The very first one, Massive, right at the beginning, with the little hint of a come hither and let me do very rude things to you eyebrow raise.

::places all cards on the table::

He may have his odd quirks but I would do anything to be ravished by him.

::goes for cold shower::

::takes bucket of ice cubes::

SupermassiveLBD · 04/09/2011 22:16

Dessert is better, Twigs. Spiro's poached nectarines and brown sugar pistacho meringue perhaps. Night night!

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