The Sergeant John Porter Memorial College at the University of Milton North

[DumSpiroSpero]

Motto: Qui audet adipiscitur

Areas of study include:

Firearms Training aka Big Guns 101

Advanced off-road driving

Improvised Vehicle Maintenance

Hostage Negotiation

...and lots more!

TBH Lee as a lifeguard is a bit of a liability, I should think, for obvious reasons.

Oh thank you Maud! Aaah, look at his face.

Yes, and there's a glimpse of sinewy hand too as he touches her face.

::wibbles on your behalf::

::snaps out of Lee/swimming pool/frolicking reverie::

I ironed my bedlinen today so I could watch an extra RH. Series 3 is a little too gripping!

I'm still ploughing through Series 1 Lady D. Miss S has just woken up and joined me on the sofa - she seems to be quite enjoying it.

Has anyone confessed posted on here yet?

The MasterDs love RH, Spiro. MistressD is less keen but watches it if she's in the room.

Girl is currently rewatching S1, too. I meanwhile am watching vintage TOTP.

::dusts off flares and platform boots::

Miss S has just begged to stay up and watch another episode of RH.

Another junior Academy member inducted then!

And on that note, I'm off for the night...sweet dReAms.

That thread you linked to is rather comforting LadyD.

It seems there are loads of similar loons serious researchers about though their particular poison field of study may differ.

::Interrupts her manic dancing to Bryan Ferry::

Yes, some very pleasing effects of light an dark there, Massive. We like chiaroscuro, don't we?

LadyD - I feel any further advertising of our lunacy dedicated pursuit of intellectual enlightenment would be superfluous.

Good knight, Spiro. Though something tells me you might prefer a bad one.

I'm off too.

Bitey Knight, all.

Arf. Good night, both.

::eyelids propped with matchsticks emoticon::

Tonight, tonight, won't be just any knight...

Have a good one, ladyD. Second star on the right, and strRAight on till morning.

Looks like it's just you, me and the lurkers, Massive.

Art thou breaking out the TSFWN, then, Maud? it'll go a treat with the silver platform boots.

Come on lurkers, live dangerously and say hello. We don't bite, after all. Even if the bitey knighty does

A free ride on Richie to the first one to delurk! Can't say fairer than that.

And Maud, no running off to namechange just so you can claim the prize.

But, yes, time to go up the wooden hill to Milton Northern Bedfordshire and find the TSFWN. Good night!

::Adds one of Mr Thornton's third-best cravats and a slightly soggy pineapple to the pile of goodies awaiting anyone brave enough to delurk::

So, where's the horse then?

Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow...