The Gisborne Institute of Broadsword Polishing and Leather Lustering

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Motto: Honi soit qui mal y pense

Master Classes available in:

Smouldering
Stompy boot wearing
Pointy weapon waving, and the effective deployment thereof
Exotic equestrianism
Imperatives
and The cause and alleviation of damsels' distress (Godwyves also welcome)

Where have you all gone? I am watching Gary on X factor, he's very cute.

Oh didn't see you hiding over there Massive, hello

Oh heavens, I think I would easily win the prize for least patient mummy - and I mean in the WORLD, not just here. I am rubbish, I really am :( Shouting is my default setting these days.

We are watching Sherlock and then Big Brother at 9. Have just eaten a delicious Insalata Tricolore and am about to eat cheesecake. Zoe Telford (her from Golden Hour) is in Sherlock. She is so lovely, I utterly heart her.

I'm afraid I forgot the bugging, Massive, as I had some other covert ops on my mind (watching BtS in the sitting room with one finger on 'stop' in case one of the lads comes in!)

Was at a friend's house yesterday - they've just come back from over 2 weeks caravanning with their 4 and 6 yr old. At one point the bickering got so much they pulled over in a layby on Exmoor and threatened to leave them there!

Apparently their behaviour improved 100% very rapidly!

So how did bedtime go, Spiro?

Oooh, cheesecake!

What flavour, Twigs? Do say it's lemon becuse I don't like lemon. so I won't be too jealous.

It's New York cheesecake. Mmmmmmm.

Looks like Spiro's pudding is peach flavoured tonight.
Absolutely nothing on TV here tonight.

ARF @ peach pudding :o

Bedtime was fine. She did quite well on the homework so she got to stay up and see her godfather and Mr Spiro's other mates and was in bed sparko by 8, so all's well.

Now have wine, laptop and BtS - great job btw Twigs!!!

The baked sort, Twigs? About a foot high, and loads of fruit on top?

On the cheesecake front - have you tried these?

I'm not usually a chocolate cheesecake fan but they are gorgeous.

Baked, yes (I don't like the other sort - I don't eat food that wobbles) but no fruit on top. NY cheesecake is plain vanilla like this

Glad it went well, Spiro and glad you are enjoying BtS!

That looks lovely Twigs (...and the cheesecake )!

Am 'speedwatching' .

Yum, Spiro. Only a tiny 380 calories too. Maybe it's as well we haven't anything sweet left in the house, I would eat a whole cake I think, the mood I am in.

No wait, we have half a stale tube of Smarties.

I have half a large bag of 'Frazzles'!

I have done something I am ashamed of.

Can I have a frazzle?

No?

So noone wants to know my dirty secret?

yes yes yes!!!!

There's definitely Frazzles in it for you, Small!!!

You've signed one of the on-line birthday cards haven't you ?

I've reached 'the dinner party'...

Frazzles - the bacon flavour crisps that look like rashers.

Just watched post dinner-party, what's the word I'm looking for...oh yeah....

!!!!!CONNIPTION!!!!