The Phoebe Marlow Academy of Trumpery Novel Writing at the University of Milton Northern

[LadyDamerel]

Welcome to the new faculty.

Selected classes available in:

Running Away
Setting of broken bones
Seafaring lore
Care of Small Boys
Humouring of Dangerous Lunatics

Our patroness is considered rather taking when she is animated

and the Vice Chancellor would like to remind you all of the importance of the wearing of a correctly tied cravat.

But I am looking forward to seeing your hair Twigs , Lady D I look a bit like you I think (from your profile pic on FB), cunningly I don't put mine up

Aha, I know your name than at least, I think, Small ::thanks Lucas for excellent training::

I'm in jeans today, fwiw.

I hate my jeans - they are slightly too long and drop-waisted so I spend all day pulling them up and when it's wet, the bottom hem gets all soggy and yukky cos they're falling on the floor. I have some lovely cropped ones but I'm a few pounds off wearing those comfortably yet. They're fine if I don't eat or drink but I am planning the exact opposite of that today :)

Well, off to figure out an outfit. I might wear my dress anyway as it's super-comfy )oh heck, when did I get so old as to worry whether somehting was comfy?!) and iwll dry out quicker than jeans anyway.

If anybody sings the theme tune to Arthur when we meet, there will be trouble... :o

LOL, was about to put your mobile numbers into my phone but was unsure whether to use your MN names or RL names :o

Well if a Lady can wear jeans then I think I can too which might get me out of a shoe dilemma!

With you in spirit, ladies -- if that isn't too Spooky

Wish you were here in person, Massive. DLTBGYD & we'll fill you in on all the madness later!

Yay! I do get some fun, too. Highwayman 7 is out!

Hope the day is going swimmingly

Hi Massive, I have abandoned the lovely ladies as they make their way towards Heinz. Do you want to know what everyone is like?

Thank you for the Highwayman tip off, I have just enjoyed it on the train home.

So that's a no then?

Hi Small. I was busy busy busy with RL, not ignoring you
Did you have to miss Mr 57 Varieties, then?

Has everyone gone clubbing or something?

Oh hello Massive! Yes I had to miss it , I am waiting to hear if it was any good and see if I can take SB Major at the weekend

So how did it go then, Small? I hope you had a good laugh.

Well I did and I think everyone else did. Spiro made us all a lovely pressie which was fab and very clever. Twigs got off her face on Prosecco and threw up in her new haircut. and the Ladies V&D (ooh that sounds unfortunate) cornered a RA lookalike in the toilets and I didn't see them again after that.

A good day all in.

RA lookalike in the loos? And how large a pinch of salt am I expected to take that, I wonder

It's all true, honest guv!

I love the fact you didn't pull me up on the Twigster getting legless on the Prosecco!!

Which loos? Tell me more!

I expected you all to get legless on the Prosecco. RA lookalikes were a surprise.

I bet he thought it was his lucky day

Hee hee, the poor man didn't know what hit him, I doubt if he could walk after they left. What you really want to know is what Spiro got up to, now that was an eye opener.

I wonder what she is going to tell me about you Small?

btw are you sure it was only a lookalike

Me? Oh nothing at all, I just sat there in shocked silence at all the shenanigans.

Come to think of it, he did have very familiar twiglets...

And rather large hands..