Black shirts, Cravats, Black Leather and Orange Jumpsuits - The School of Fashion at the University of Milton Northern

[PasstheTwiglets]

I am brain-dead tonight so this is rubbish - just a place-holder. Please do something else if you can think of a decent one!

For one brief moment there I thought Lucas had made you walk like John Wayne, Spiro .

Ah, once again the ton of the conversation plummets.

A propos last night's identities, all I am willing to say, Twiggy, is that I am not the only one to use correct forms of internet punctuation. But anyway ::cough:: I wasn't at the party, was I? Until very late, that is.

We must tell Gizzy to leave his wenches behind in Locksley next time I feel, Maud.

I did think as much, Maud, otherwise you were talking to yourself :) Nice trick, whoever that was! Mind you, am fairly convinced Small was talking to herself at some point :o Oh I do like the 'who is it?!' aspect - really adds to the fun :)

Have just looked back at last night's antics and counted 18 guests!

Nor bad going - am starting to wonder if we had some lurkers joining in ...

I wondered that too, Spiro. That or someone ::hard stare all round:: was very, very quick at name changing.

I loved FrankNFurter's appearance at the end - it rather took things off into a parallel universe .

Oh yes, I checked the times too! Can people really namechange in 30 seconds?! LOL, I reckon it was actually The Man himself, as he could join in anonymously and enjoy all the attention :o

But ha-HA, LadyD, I see you can do the :: things too... Miss Scarlet in the drawing room with the candlestick!

I often talk to myself Twigs, that's what happens when you work on your own

LOL Small :)

Me? ::whistles innocently::

(The clue is that Maud is far more eloquent that I!)

Hmm, Gizzy had fun last night, didn't he?

Nice change for him though, I suppose, he usually only has me hanging round him.

Of course, if she had thought to ride side-saddle in a proper decorous manner, she wouldn't have the problem of a gap between her knees as wide as the Clifton Suspension Bridge.

Damn this Bombay Sapphire and Spooks 9.1, it's so taxing?

I feel for you, Twigs, I really do [hgrin]

Thank you, my dear ladies, for making me so welcome last night. I've been to some wild parties in my time, but yours was really something!

Any time Frank. Would you like a pair of Spanx to go with that frock, by the way?

Evening all.

Guess what choon has just popped on the soundtrack of Girl's cringingly awful choice of film? .

::lends Massive great aunt Agatha's ostrich feather fan::

And I took one for the team earlier when we were in the supermarket, browsing the comics. I browsed Empire and can report that the picture of Thorin OakDiningTable is as out of focus in the mag as it is online. So save your money.

Hello Maud, and thank you for your act of extreme team spirit -- to actually allow yourself to be seen perusing the likes of Empire en plein Sainsbo's, is certainly above and beyond. the call of duty

More and more, I think PJ is lazily toying with us -- another couple of dwarves revealed today, but not the one we want to see.

Thanks for the loan of the fan, I hadn't seen that thud-tastic vid for a while, so it came in most handy. I dread to think of Lady D's reaction when she see it. Oh, lawdy, Miss Maudie.

Actually, it was Waitrose. And after perusing Empire I turned my attention to the MN Rules. It's that kind of shop.

I am now watching the divine Miranda.

::Turns fire extinguisher on Massive, just in case::

::Worries about LadyDamerel, who is still quite new here and perhaps hasn't built up the necessary immunity::

I have been racking my brain trying to remember what those dwarf's boots reminded me of..
Then all of a sudden it came to me

Wellies. Perfect for wet weather. Is it raining where you are, Massive? Do you need an

*Collapses on floor, gasping with unbridled lust

Not the Umbrella one mind you, nice though that was...

I thought the umbrella vid was rather lovely, but then there were plenty of cravat shots.

Indeed it was lovely, but it lacked the, ahem, immediacy of Something Kinda Oooh.