Black shirts, Cravats, Black Leather and Orange Jumpsuits - The School of Fashion at the University of Milton Northern

[PasstheTwiglets]

I am brain-dead tonight so this is rubbish - just a place-holder. Please do something else if you can think of a decent one!

Once that song's finished Spiro, throw those stringless harps into the landaulet and we'll carry on at the Priory. Imber will be so pleased to see you all. Especially FrankNFurter.

Frank. WTF?

Did you not like my little home movie, LadyDamerel?

Niiice muslin, by the way. Wanna swap gowns?

It's just so ODD. Where did the idea for bat wings on Gizzy come from, may I ask.

::appraises Frank's 'outfit'::

I think I may feel a little chilly in yours, although a handsome zephyr shawl may solve that.

Go on then.

My friends are very creative, my dear.

Well everyone, it's late, so I think I'll push off

Goodnight all.

Goodnight, Teri my dear.

::throws double frilled jonquil muslin gown over screen::

Have it, the excessive polish cordial is making me feel queasy so I shall ask Marston to make me a tisane and take put me to bed.

Night all!

Whattadya know? I found another

After all that debauchery I think we need

G'night.

::Staggers in and surveys the scene of debauchery and excess::

My, oh my. It must have been a wild party. I'm so sorry to have missed it.

::Scoops up the mysterious cravat from under the chaise longoo and heads for bed, humming a ::

::looks back at you::

Mmmmmm, thanks Spiro. Lovely.

Wild Party?

Maud it was positively debauched...even by my standards!

Right, really am off to bed now - long day tomorrow.

::Also looks back at you::

How lovely, Spiro, to have a film that does not neglect dear sweet Mr Thornton. Will he be very shocked by tonight's shenanigans, do you think? I'd better go and placate him. A cup of Ovaltine and a ratafia biscuit should do it.

I'm not entirely sure Ovaltine and ratafias will do the trick, Maud single malt & valium, maybe

It's a euphemism, Spiro

::staggers in, in the manner of John Wayne::

Well, that was a good ride with Gizzy

::collects cloak and heads back to Locksley::

::starts collecting up glasses to return to costermongers::

Ergh, my head.

::sneers at wench::

Til next time wench.

::gallops away::

Morning all! Hope you all remembered to drink a glass of water and take a paracetamol last night?

Ooh, yes a fry up is just what is needed. No tomatoes for me please.

Well that was fun! I was sorry not to be able to stay until the end. So who was LLL and who was JP?! I thought both were Small but then I think one was Spiro...? Feel free not to tell though :) And was somebody else sneakily using Maud's :: thingies?!

That Halloween video was odd indeed but one particular image will stay with me for some time, I think :) and tell me that the image from 50 to 53 seconds doesn't make you get the whole vampire thing?

Oh dear, how embarrassing, I appear to have come in wearing the same clothes I was wearing last night

::staggers in, in the manner of John Wayne::

TMI love!