Black shirts, Cravats, Black Leather and Orange Jumpsuits - The School of Fashion at the University of Milton Northern

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I am brain-dead tonight so this is rubbish - just a place-holder. Please do something else if you can think of a decent one!

::jumps in conveniently passing car::

Follow that cab.

No, not that one, the Spirocabs one

Gosh, this is quicker than Crusader.

I just saw Cara disappearing in cloud of exhaust smoke, MW. I think she has plans to spend the rest of the evening corrupting a certain

Damn, lost them

::goes back for Teri::

Would a slightly naughty Regency Lord do you instead, love?

That just depends how naughty, RAke

Hey-oop Teri - you look like just my type. Fancy a late night skinny dip?

Jog on Wiggy!

Oh, I can be very naughty. Just let me take you into the barn and I'll show you just how naughty, fair fatality.

::Gives Lee a wedgie:: I don't think so, budgie smuggler.

Am I missing something???!!! Transvestism at the Academy - now even I am !!!

Oh, Maud. You are the most beauteous lady I have ever met and you have so many accomplishments. Nobody else in Milton Northern can play the harp as well as you and you always win at canasta.

My feelings for you are very strong. I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you. I understand you completely.

Lee, sweetie, I think the RAke texted from a friend's i=-phone, that's what caused the confusion.

Oops, forgotten I'd namechanged back . Fancy some Regency lesbian action, Teri?

::enters

How nice for you, Maud! Meanwhile I have been Deserted, and left with only the company of a Rake and a flirty Gertie.

These modern telecommunication devices are most confusing.

Teri, oh, I can be very naughty. Just let me take you into the barn and I'll show you just how naughty, fair fatality.

::Gives Lee a wedgie:: I don't think so, budgie smuggler.

Never mind the space-time continuum being stuffed, I think we've got whole new world order going on at the Academy tonight!

ROFL @ budgie smuggler

Nah, yer all right Lady D, If it aint got a big sword, it don't do too much for me.

But, like, thanks all the same.

::Looks at piles of empty polish cordial bottles and spilled glasses of Gizzy::

Well, if Teri's going to ignore my advances then we might as well start tidying up, eh Spiro?

We don;t want to the Vice Chancellor in the morning.

Unless Maud is going to put him in an exceedingly good mood....

Budgies and kittens, I feel as if I am at a Pet Shop Boys gig

Reject me, I don't care. I can take it. Run off with my husband too, if you like. I don't mind being .

Let him win at canasta, do you mean, lady D?

If I'd known it was that sort of party I'd have arrived earlier.

Well, now you are here, FF, why not show us your stuff.

Although.........he has a certain reputation for holding ::whispers:: orgies round these parts. Perhaps Gizzy, Lee, Mr T, Spiro and Maud (if she hasn't got her prudy pants on) would like to repair to the Priory with me?

Well, as Cara's left her decks here, I suppose we can