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Black shirts, Cravats, Black Leather and Orange Jumpsuits - The School of Fashion at the University of Milton Northern

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PasstheTwiglets · 07/07/2011 20:40

I am brain-dead tonight so this is rubbish - just a place-holder. Please do something else if you can think of a decent one!

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TheAccomplishedRAke · 07/07/2011 20:53

I'm ready, do you like my outfit? Very modest, as befitting a lady of my rank, I thought.

Has Old BigGuns brought the rest of the Fizzy Gizzy and Polish Cordial in yet?

We can stay here for tonight, Twigs and move to Sylvester's room tomorrow, if you like - keep the debauchery separate from the studying Grin.

JohnBigGunsPorter · 07/07/2011 20:54
SupermassiveLBD · 07/07/2011 20:55

Hello all. this is great fun Twigs, I think it's a great idea. I was thinking, maybe we shouldn't name change too much, it might be confusing for the new mwmbers.

And I am sorry to say I couldn't go shopping today so i just threw on this old thing

Has anybody seen my bitey knight?

PasstheTwiglets · 07/07/2011 20:56

Oh, now that is tasteful. It's very becoming.

Oooh, is there going to be debauchery?!

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SupermassiveLBD · 07/07/2011 20:57

Hmm, looks like everyone else has...

TheSmallPrintInAPartyFrock · 07/07/2011 20:58

No Name changing Massive? But confusing people is the fun bit!! Grin

PasstheTwiglets · 07/07/2011 20:59

I may have to resort to an old party frock at this rate...

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BiteyKnighty · 07/07/2011 20:59

Here I am Super Massive ::bows low:: how very tantalising you look this evening.

::bites apple::

PasstheTwiglets · 07/07/2011 21:00

Doh, in my haste to be a smarty-pants on the other thread, I ended it with a typo :)

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TheAccomplishedRAke · 07/07/2011 21:00

He's getting stuck in to the Polish Cordial, Massive.

PasstheTwiglets · 07/07/2011 21:00
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BiteyKnighty · 07/07/2011 21:01

but keeping Massive firmly in my gaze ::side sneer::

TeritheFangirl · 07/07/2011 21:02

Hi Gorgeous, my what bitey teeth you have!

LusciousLonelyLucas · 07/07/2011 21:03

Evening ladies, has anyone seen the birthday girl, I want to wish her Happy Birthday and give her this large birthday package Wink.

BiteyKnighty · 07/07/2011 21:05

::starts at rather forward Teri::

BiteyKnighty · 07/07/2011 21:05

::keeps eyes on Massive::

TheAccomplishedRAke · 07/07/2011 21:05

::unties cravat, rolls up sleeves and unbuttons top buttons of shirt::

Well, it worked for MrT and there's serious competition here tonight.

::eyes Gizzy and takes note of the size of his sword::

TheSmallPrintInAPartyFrock · 07/07/2011 21:07

Here I am Lucas!!

When can I unwrap your package? Would you like a glass of Wine?

DumSpiroSpero · 07/07/2011 21:08

Just checking out the venue - off to find my party frock now!

LusciousLonelyLucas · 07/07/2011 21:09

Ahh hello Small Happy Birthday. Would you care to dance? You are looking ravishing this evening and remarkably like Elle McPhearson.

Spookalicious · 07/07/2011 21:09

Evening, all! And especially to you, Lucas, darling! Small is unable to sign for her package at the moment and she asked me to look after it for her.

Oh alright, she didn't, but it was worth a try.

TheSmallPrintInAPartyFrock · 07/07/2011 21:11

nice try but thats not happening! Grin

TeritheFangirl · 07/07/2011 21:12

Don't worry Gizzy my love, you know who I am

Spookalicious · 07/07/2011 21:12

OW!

Lucas, Lucas, that nasty girl hurt me!! Can you kiss it better?!

TheAccomplishedRAke · 07/07/2011 21:15

Okay, I recognise BiteyKnighty, Spookalicious and Small but everyone else is confusing me and it's only going to get worse as vast quantities of fizzy gizzy are consumed.

LonelyLusciousLucas, do you like marmite?

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