Black shirts, Cravats, Black Leather and Orange Jumpsuits - The School of Fashion at the University of Milton Northern

[PasstheTwiglets]

I am brain-dead tonight so this is rubbish - just a place-holder. Please do something else if you can think of a decent one!

Looks like JP's a bit tied up this evening too, should I go and help him of his trousers?

missing the word 'out' there!

Hah, and you think this is one, Cara?

Well we kind of realised you weren't likely to offer to help him in to his trousers, birthday girl!

Meantime, how about some

That's better, now where did that Gizzy get to?

You don't want to know what I'm thinking now, Rob.

(which is actually "this is rather nice..."]]

Here I am, Wench, fetch me a and I may condescend to dance with you. ::curls lip::

I do look rather pleasing in that painting Cara, I agree. Shame about Hood trying to get in on the action. T'was always the same, he has never been able to stir a woman in the way that I can.

::strips off FBS::

Just because I'm a little shorter than the others, don't I get any attention?

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A little cross, Gisborne because I aired your dirty linen in public?

Ahh my interweb is RUBBISH it's sooo slow.

Will you hold me like this?

::needy::

Aw, Thorin, how about a put

Gizzy looks a bit miffed, what has been going on while I've been dragging Lucas into the bushes for a snog to learn advanced surveillance techniques.

ROFLMDAO, Cara! (... Dwarfy Arse)

@ Thorin's tune.

::Pulls curtains across candlelit alcove

Nothing Teri, nothing at all.

Glad you liked it Thorin - how about

@ ThorinOakdiningtable and his song. Genius!

::sneers at PLFW and then releases trap door under his chair::

I'll hold you how I want Wench.

Oh, okay then.

::giggles nervously::

::takes MW's hand and gently pulls it in to chesticles::

Do I stir you Wench?

Ahem, where is our esteemed Vice Chancellor tonight? Or does he not attend such soirees as this?

I'll hold you how I want Wench

I love it when he's masterful.. have fun, MW!