Peter Andre gives me the creeps.

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'i really really love my kids'

No shit sherlock, you are supposed to.

I can't be the only one who thinks he is a passive aggressive weirdo, surely.

I couldn't do a worse job than the current incumbent though, could I ?

Swapping bum-faced Dave for Little Petey the Penis. Spose it's much of a muchness.

this thread is awful ly funny :o

Hahaha. I can't believe I left this thread yesterday in hysterics. Now I've come back to see that someone is trying to turn it into another racist thread.

Things are getting fucking absurd around here.

Honestly. THREE TIMES I've been accused of being a racist on 'ere. (Although, tbf, I don't know if the comment on this thread was aimed at me or that dappy mare Ursula Buffay)

The first time I got accused, I cried. Actually cried. Now I just brush it off. I am convinced there is a set of people on MN whose prime objective is to get an accusation of racism in once a day. The first who manages it wins a Lakeland bean slicer or something equally shit.

oh, are the orange people now an ethnic group?

Indeed they are. Inhabitants of Wonkaland.

at "orange people" ethnic group

Or as Dame edna used to say "my little tinted friends"

Just back from town on a bus smothered in posters for His Sliminess in concert. Looking all orange and shiny and shit. Shall I buy a ticket to pass on our collective good wishes? Or try to get a conclusive answer about cock colour?

does he still have a cock? all those steriods would have made it shrivel up surely?

Teehee. Just imagining answering the question:

"So what is your ethnic origin?"

"Orange"

Actually, WTF 'in concert'? Doing what? His one hit?
Perhaps the rest of the time he's whinging about his marriage and perving on women in the audience. Or just gazing at himself in a mirror.

Two hits. Insania and then Mysterious Girl as the encore.

Christ, the place will reek of Impulse and Hubba Bubba. And that's just Andre, parp!

It won't Bups, i reckon it'll be thirty somethings, poor deluded caahs who think he's a lovely Father and remember the six pack from 2001 or whenever.

Don't the teenagers/tweenagers think he's too old and greasy?

Who are his fans? My teen is only interested enough that we watch his show if we are flicking through, her nor her friends don't discuss him and she has never mentioned his products. My eleven year old would like a kp trackie as she liked the look of them in her show. They nor I don't know anyone who has been to a concert, bought a book or anything. Well no one has admitted to it anyway.

Well, he was signing his "book" at my local shopping centre in 2007 and looking at the crowd, it was like someone had force-fed an entire girl's school with 6 years-worth of e-numbers in an hour...

I think he is the lowest form of humanity and should dissapear back to where he came from, stop pimping out his poor kids and stop talking about jordan at every possible opportunity. (he deffinately needs her to boost his "career").
I agree with sue with regards to his "fans"

I'm going to go and see who is there. It's an event called 'Crealy Rocks' (it so doesn't).

Sue, don't make out you're going on a research basis. You'll be there in the front row, glittery penis dooley-boppers on, "Future Mrs Andre" t-shirt, imagining that he is singing "Mysterious Girl" to you.

Imagine if he pulls me up on stage. Mind you, I've just sat here Mnetting for an hour eating digestive biscuits, he may need a winch.

"Imagine if he pulls me up on stage."

Wow. Has he got a mini-winch on stage?

OH BASTARD.

I only read "imagine if he pulls me up" and in my haste to do a funny, I started foamily posting my winch gag without seeing you'd made it already.

GAH.

Hold on, how was that your joke? That was my joke. Read my post and weep baby.

Imagine if he pulls me up on stage. Mind you, I've just sat here Mnetting for an hour eating digestive biscuits, he may need a winch.

Eat me.

Hah, eat me again.

Bitch Fail there Buppy me old cocker.