Peter Andre gives me the creeps.

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'i really really love my kids'

No shit sherlock, you are supposed to.

I can't be the only one who thinks he is a passive aggressive weirdo, surely.

lol at the beans,

The beans always have dignity as well. And integrity.

The beans make feckless fathers/husbands though.

(french beans)

I am shaking with laughter at the beans.

DP asks what I am laughing at, I can't tell him, he would think I am ill

can't believe I missed this thread moving on, curse bath and bedtime!

"shopping for carbs with Clare" ...I nearly woke them all up laughing at that.

I so hope he googles himself

The beans are great in bed.

I once had a boss who would try anything to not refer to the one black person in the office as black. He came out with some corkers.

He had similar trouble with women, he couldn't work out if it was offensive to describe people as 'blonde' or 'brunette' so he'd try to think of something else like 'quite sporty'.. He couldn't see that trotting out stereotypes like 'good rhythm' was a million times worse than just saying black/gay/female/short/fat.

Or in Pete's case - stupid.

Can I say that beans are well hung (French and Runner, fnar)? Honestly, I've done nothing but talk about cocks tonight.

This is just typical isn't it!

You all start off dissecting the man's character, ripping the poor man to pieces and in the end all you can talk about is his cock.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Urgh and at the thoight of it.

I bet that it is one of those useless bastard long and thin cocks. they are no good for man or beast.

I bet it is a different colour from the rest of him, purple or something.

I am not being racialist about the cocks, mind you.

I hope he googles himself tonight, hope claire and the other one are with him

I can't fucking stand him either.

S'weird, all the Jordan fakery and pinkness is so not my taste but I just cant find it in me to see anything truly unpleasant about KP. Maybe because she is true to herself and doesn't give a shit what anyone else thinks of her.
PAPA (Passive Aggressive Peter Andre) on the other hand makes my skin crawl.

Actually it's a no-brainer - next to him anyone would be likeable.

Why would his cock be purple?
(unless he's tied a rubber band around the base or something) You're just being daft now

Chipstick, do you mean nicola, from can?

I have seen a vaguely purplish member.

Lol at I am just being dagt now. Have yopu not seen my witterings on the rest of the thread. I have been talkinmg shit all day

Just being daft now

Cock is Orange. He man-tans.

Yes Ladygeraldine i couldnt remember her name, they are all equally revolting.

Ahhhh - now see what you've all done. You're disrespecting PAFP's namesake.

(Can't help wondering if the sad face emoticon is the colour of his cock )

at blue cock. Smurf cock.

PeterAndreforPM, have you thought it through?

What would happen if PA was PM though?

I think he's quite in touch with his feminine side - it might not be so bad.

my cock is very sad

He would be GREAT at PMQT!

Men's cocks are always slightly darker than the rest of their body, so PAPA's is probably a fetching puce colour.

Imagine PMQT.Or Paxman. he'd prolly try to rap.

He would cry after a minute with Paxman. Now I have it on good authority there is a penis issue you want clearing up PM...