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Peter Andre gives me the creeps.

582 replies

GetOrf · 12/06/2011 13:03

'i really really love my kids'

No shit sherlock, you are supposed to.

I can't be the only one who thinks he is a passive aggressive weirdo, surely.

OP posts:
GetOrfMoiCarbsClaire · 26/08/2011 22:04

Love your namechamnge as well ursula.

I only watched one of those here 2 help montrosities, it was eben beyond me to sit through that.

UrsulaBuffayHere2Help · 26/08/2011 22:05

fuck sake I just typed what you typed ^^ but worse then read yours and now even this post is pointless

SuePurblybilt · 26/08/2011 22:05

We've said worse on the XF threads and they stay for all time in TA. Well, maybe not worse.

UrsulaBuffayHere2Help · 26/08/2011 22:06

I haven't watched it, even the idea of it makes me want to break the telly

UrsulaBuffayHere2Help · 27/08/2011 22:02

WE HAVE BEEN SAVED!

SuePurblybilt · 27/08/2011 22:50

Those were the days, my friend, we thought they'd never end.....

UrsulaBuffayHere2Help · 27/08/2011 22:54

we might need to watch the here2help programme to give us fresh material. I miss claire's big fat moonface on my telly

SuePurblybilt · 27/08/2011 22:58

Oh, I can slag them from memory.

So, that Carby Claire. She's a cunt. That Peter Andre? What a cunt.

See? Peasy.

cornsilksi · 27/08/2011 22:59

woohoo I love this thread

UrsulaBuffayHere2Help · 27/08/2011 22:59

Oh yeah but seeing his little scrunched up face and greezy sticky up hair just gets me irate and I love seeing claire's office and house with all her venture portraits of her kids and having a long hard think about what she's done

cornsilksi · 27/08/2011 23:00

there needs to be a MN rule to always have this thread in active convos

SuePurblybilt · 27/08/2011 23:01

We could watch it on ITV player, make notes and then meet here to post evil comments?

UrsulaBuffayHere2Help · 27/08/2011 23:01

I think MNs new tagline should be 'Mumsnet: shopping for carbs with Claire'

SuePurblybilt · 27/08/2011 23:01

Grin at Cornsilki. I think menny, menny would disagree.

UrsulaBuffayHere2Help · 27/08/2011 23:02

Yes but not tonight I have to have a wee, go and read sookie stackhouse on me kindle then have a lie down but yes I will. Really.

SuePurblybilt · 27/08/2011 23:03

No, not tonight. It is too late, I need to be on better evil form.

UrsulaBuffayHere2Help · 27/08/2011 23:04

hark at us, ooh it were better in the old days, oh no its too late tonight, oh back in June it were all fields round here

SuePurblybilt · 27/08/2011 23:05

I know. And I wear tweed and save up for cashmere. I make jam and garden.
I used to be cool

UrsulaBuffayHere2Help · 27/08/2011 23:08

I nearly wrote out a ch**as card tonight.

SuePurblybilt · 27/08/2011 23:11

I save my C cards to make tags. I have BLEEDING TUPPERWARE.

UrsulaBuffayHere2Help · 27/08/2011 23:16

I love tupperware. I bought my first item of Denby this week. I get Denby envy.

SuePurblybilt · 27/08/2011 23:17

I collect Royal Wedding mugs. It used to be in an ironic, hipster way. Now I just like them

UrsulaBuffayHere2Help · 28/08/2011 08:18

I woke up in a sweat in the night thinking 'Must tell Sue that I recently opened a Post Office savers account' .

SuePurblybilt · 28/08/2011 18:00

I have one too. And I keep money in a tin in the fridge cos I don't entirely trust banks Grin.

I have bulb catalogues.

UrsulaBuffayHere2Help · 28/08/2011 18:07

bulbs? like lightbulbs or for your gardening.

Ok, you win hands down Grin