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Peter Andre gives me the creeps.

582 replies

GetOrf · 12/06/2011 13:03

'i really really love my kids'

No shit sherlock, you are supposed to.

I can't be the only one who thinks he is a passive aggressive weirdo, surely.

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SuePurblybilt · 12/06/2011 22:04
UrsulaBuffay · 12/06/2011 22:04

Ok who's got Bingo?

happymole · 12/06/2011 22:04

I remember reading somewhere that he had been touting the shitefest song Insainia around 3 years before he went in the jungle. He should be renamed Clare's manbitch.

I do think KP is equally vile though.

-happymole is an equal opportunity hater-

SuePurblybilt · 12/06/2011 22:05

Racist to whom? Oompa Loompas?

bupcakesandcunting · 12/06/2011 22:05

I bet he has a manjazzle. Eugh.

Bordering on racist? Is that about my turkish waiter comment? I meant the HAIRCUT.

SuePurblybilt · 12/06/2011 22:06

I want to know what a manjazzle is but I'm buggered if I'm googling it

chipstick10 · 12/06/2011 22:07

He clearly didnt get enuff with Miss Price, he was always alluding to her being frigid

UrsulaBuffay · 12/06/2011 22:07

It's new, every thread has to have an accusation of racism.

I take back my made up greek name for a cock, ok? happy?

MooMooFarm · 12/06/2011 22:08

I never watch his programmes (or KPs) but can't help thinking if he was any kind of decent parent he would stop parading every aspect of his children's lives on tv Hmm

bupcakesandcunting · 12/06/2011 22:09

Manjazzle, the male equivalent of a vajazzle

SuePurblybilt · 12/06/2011 22:11

Not jewels though surely? I think he threads rasta beads onto the ends or something.

bupcakesandcunting · 12/06/2011 22:13

DON'T SAY RASTA YOU RACIALIST BARSTARD.

Cheers

bupcakesandcunting · 12/06/2011 22:14

Maybe he cornrows them, like Monica in friends did to her hair in the Barbados episode.

ladyGeraldine · 12/06/2011 22:16

Moo, he loves his kids... kp showed him up stopping their two from being in her show as j was having the mick taken at school, over being in the shows. I can never forgive him singing you ant worth shit about kp infront of j. Also double standards over him bleaching j hair and the hue and cry over straightners.

SuePurblybilt · 12/06/2011 22:16

For the clink?

I am a racialist barstard, to beads and oompa loompas.

happymole · 12/06/2011 22:17

Oops double posted

Stupid phone

I suspect ghosts

UrsulaBuffay · 12/06/2011 22:17

You are all saying words that are a bit like sort of if you squint & make them rhyme, racist ones. So, just saying, but am orf to bed in a mo.

bupcakesandcunting · 12/06/2011 22:20

The other day I got accused of being Nick Griffin's handmaiden because I was disgusted that Sainsbury's sourced their green beans from Kenya, when they could source them in France.

Definitely racist and NOT about the airmiles.

UrsulaBuffay · 12/06/2011 22:22

Green beans y'see. You're meant to say beans of colour.

bupcakesandcunting · 12/06/2011 22:24

Shit.

UrsulaBuffay · 12/06/2011 22:24

You fookin racialist twat

GetOrf · 12/06/2011 22:25

lol at racialist barstard

I think we should christen his dick Thickos in honour of Thickos on trip advisror thread.

Pete the meat and Thickos his cock.

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SuePurblybilt · 12/06/2011 22:25

You can't say beans of colour! You have to find some other way to identify the beans. Say they are good to their mothers or have great rhythm or something.

bupcakesandcunting · 12/06/2011 22:29

Thickos.

Yes.

UrsulaBuffay · 12/06/2011 22:29

You can't say about the dancing thing sue, honestly it's outdated and just wrong. Hang your head, lady.