Peter Andre gives me the creeps.

[GetOrf]

'i really really love my kids'

No shit sherlock, you are supposed to.

I can't be the only one who thinks he is a passive aggressive weirdo, surely.

is that picture of darius for real?

Yes, it was when he was being all 'scottish', in Darius's mind that means having your cock out. Then bending on one knee in front of a little girl. And a photographer.

I got him mixed up with Lulu or Rod Stewart just then.

Buppy made the comment re Mylene looking like a ladyboy from Khao San Rd I think.

Oh those were the days

in that case it is just gruesome

Oh yes, c0rn55ilk, years old of course which is why it was harder to find this time. It used to be a regular on the X-Factor threads.

sounds about right that

Think that was the deleted thread where I said that Kelly Osborne's jawbone could be used to plough fields.

I liked that thread. MN deleted it because it was 'unnecessarily nasty'. Huh.

I remember that MykleneAss thread. Also included ping pong balls if I recall correctly.

WTF it should be in the roundup ffs!

Getorf you traitor, have we not said enough mean things about slebs on this thread that you have to be looking wistfully after Buppy? Fine, go to Buppy then. Hope you'll be very happy together

AMAZED that this thread has lasted so long tbh.

I love the idea of Mumfest . There could be an Extendd breatsfeeders V working mothers mud wrestling arena.

Get Orf will you stop it with the Kelly Osborne Jaw bone/plough references.

Sue.

Nah, I think we have all been suitably nasty about Pete and Fat Claire.

And someone, Getorf, made a similarly hilarious comment about KO, jawbones and ploughs. It wasn't you was it?

(I am the goer-outer of the anal-labia bike-pump and speed bloke so I can't claim total innocence)

I have never been so pleased with a joke I have made. And it was fucking deleted.

If this thread with the 'shopping for carbs with claire' is deleted I am off to dadsnet.

Ha haaaaaaaaaaa at the x-post.

I'm so going to Mumsfest. Will there be separate tent areas for different groups? SAHM/WOHM/BF/bottle fed/ waitrose/ASDA etc

You won't catch me in the AIBU tent.

How the feck has this lasted so long then? Has Carby Claire pissed off MNHQ in the past do we think?

And for the last time, I DO NOT have purply bits. They are a delicate shell pink.

at ZXeighty.

It was YOUUUUU. It was YOUUUUU

Iirc me and Anyfucker were horrifed and laughed our socks off in buttock-clenching horror at your anal labia story.

That is right up in the annals of Mumsnet Disgusting History, that one.

PMSL at the idea of an AIBU tent.

Yeah, I name-change a LOT. Can't think why

Perhaps MNHQ have thought 'no we will keep the peter andre thread going, it corralls all the notorious troublemakers in one place, the rest of AIBU will be peaceful for a while'.