Peter Andre gives me the creeps.

[GetOrf]

'i really really love my kids'

No shit sherlock, you are supposed to.

I can't be the only one who thinks he is a passive aggressive weirdo, surely.

ANAL LABIA?

oops caps

ZX you have GOT to tell the anal labia story for the benefit of all your friends on this thread.

corny - that phrase needs caps, mate

I need to know who ZX is now. Do I know you from the XF threads then? But then I namechange too. It's all so confusing.
I resent 'troublemaker'. I never fight.

ooo, yes ANAL LABIA first please

I am banning Gabby Logan and Christine Bleakley.

But yes, yes ANAL LABIA???

awaits story innocently

Right. Once upon a time there was a handsome prince.

and theeeeeeen?

Was he you?

there was a princess who giggled a lot

who had a terrible ailment called ANAL LABIA

Getting old here.

He had a penchant in his younger days for amphetamines but alas, no princess with which to share the tidal wave of "emotion" which the magic potions erm, caused in him.

and then the troll shouted ANAL LABIA

Go on....

So he turned to one of his few student possessions, namely a bicycle pump. It became his faithful "companion" for many years.

You are all very impatient by the way.

The witchdoctor prescribed a bottle of lambrini and a bottle of durex play

and then the princess had to namechange again :(

In what way, companion? Remember I am thick.

When he finally met his princess, who was much too good for him I might add, she was shocked and astounded to find that actual flaps were very evident around the Jewels of the Crown and was mightily fucking grossed out.

Don't worry Ursula, I have several changes lined up

The Prince wanted to find his mysterious princess. 'Whoever this fanny deoration fits shall be my bride!' he exclaimed.