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Peter Andre gives me the creeps.

582 replies

GetOrf · 12/06/2011 13:03

'i really really love my kids'

No shit sherlock, you are supposed to.

I can't be the only one who thinks he is a passive aggressive weirdo, surely.

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SuePurblybilt · 17/06/2011 23:06

How? And why? And did the goat die?

UrsulaBuffay · 17/06/2011 23:06

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

c0rn55ilk · 17/06/2011 23:07

The prince tried the fanny decoration on every female in the city but none appealed. Then he spied a goat in the courtyard...

UrsulaBuffay · 17/06/2011 23:08

This thread has got weird

c0rn55ilk · 17/06/2011 23:09

sorry I'm channelling Peter

ZXEightyMum · 17/06/2011 23:13

The Prince was very proud indeed and considered his extra appendages to be no more than a beauty spot. He routinely criticised the princess for not having, in her early-twenties, round and high porn-star boobs and even at one point got her thinking that she ought to pay thousands of pounds for them.

Verily, she forsake the cunt him and he became a desperate and lonely old saddo with the story of his anal labia sung in songs throughout the years and around the globe as his one claim to glory.

UrsulaBuffay · 17/06/2011 23:16

Oh I am glad about the ending

ZXEightyMum · 17/06/2011 23:20

I am glad that he wasn't doing Agriculture at Uni. The poor goats Sad

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GetOrf · 17/06/2011 23:20

lol at 'verily' and the whole sordid story Grin

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SuePurblybilt · 17/06/2011 23:22

What a nasty man. When you name change again, do PM me with a list so I can keep up.

ZXEightyMum · 17/06/2011 23:27

Will do SueP Smile

Now wasn't that a lovely bedtime story?

SuePurblybilt · 17/06/2011 23:28

Yes, yes it was. I have the warm fuzzies.

NettoSuperstar · 17/06/2011 23:29

Am I getting this right?
Some guy pumped up his arse with a bike pump and then his ringpiece got flappy?

ZXEightyMum · 17/06/2011 23:30
Grin
BupcakesandCunting · 17/06/2011 23:37

who wants a....

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GetOrf · 17/06/2011 23:40

oh COME ON buppy you usually cause this kind of chaos on threads Grin

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ZXEightyMum · 18/06/2011 00:29

Well that's a first.

And bump for the poster in AIBU who wants to slap Davina McCall. We need to invite her to MumFest.

catinboots · 18/06/2011 00:44

dear lord

BupcakesandCunting · 18/06/2011 09:29

I don't take kindly to having aspersions cast on my character, thankyou!

catinboots · 18/06/2011 10:13
catinboots · 18/06/2011 10:16

I see Gaby Logan is banned.

But could we have GabbyLoggon on the comedy stage? His musings on life?

SpringHeeledJack · 18/06/2011 10:22
CroissantNeuf · 18/06/2011 13:43

Which brings me on nicely to remind everyone....don't forget your SheWees.

You can fill endless bottles to lob at the acts to avoid joining the festival toilet queue.

BupcakesandCunting · 18/06/2011 16:33

HOW did I miss the Asda chant?!

Ow ow ow my face hurts from laughing Grin

catinboots · 18/06/2011 19:28

PA is on some shit quiz show on ITV right now.

The man-tanning is getting worse. He looks like he's been in a Bisto fight.

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