Peter Andre gives me the creeps.

[GetOrf]

'i really really love my kids'

No shit sherlock, you are supposed to.

I can't be the only one who thinks he is a passive aggressive weirdo, surely.

No, read it on Twitter.

Look at the Kerry Katona story on the Daily Mail online.

Clare has got serious carb-face.

Just read about Kerry being dropped on Digital Spy.

link?

I am still laughing at 'shopping for carbs with Claire' as well.

has Katona been dropped because she is BACK ON THE GEAR?

She was never ON the gear, it was her MEDICATION!

I have just been to look at that Digital Spy and its ace. I have no idea who most of the people are. They tell me that if Carby Claire has dropped La Katona, she is left with Petey Baby and someone called Amy Childs from Essex. But it's OK cos she's opening a clinic to deal with double chins and stuff

And Chantelle Houghton. Who is now in love with Alex Reid.

again

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/3644188/Kerry-Katona-dropped-by-management.html this is all i could find gawd these people eh...i look forward to the crash and burn stories that will no doubt appear soon

I was walking around Asda in Warrington (where I work) earlier singing along to an Atomic Kitten song. Where did it all go wrong, eh Kezza??

PinkJenny, I have no clue who they are either.
Maybe I need to read Heat or something. Though if I just watch Petey's programme, I'm guessing they're all going to pop up at some stage and it'll be explained.

here you go

www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a325362/kerry-katona-dropped-by-management-company.html

Er, I don't work in Asda btw. Not that there's anything wrong with working in Asda. I just don't.

mmmhmm

La Katona obviously cannot sing a note or they'd have squeezed a solo career out of her by now. They haven't even tried have they? That must show a truly woeful voice, considering even the evil redhead from Girlsaloud (the one that looks like a skinned rabbit) has released a song.

That Chantelle Houghton can rival Pete in pointless and twattish antics.

At christmas she was hoisted up by a crane onto a christmas tree dressed as a fairy [hhm] here

She has dressed up as a tiger for animal rights twat

dressed up asa lettuce why god?

fights impotence with hot dogs

Now she is in love with Jordan's ex - it was only 2 weeks ago that she was having a nervous breakdown afyer splitting up with 'the love of her life' copper blokey from Crimewatch.

What a fucking wanker etc.

Maybe Kerry can get a job at Asda?

It's just all a bit embarrassing, isn't it?

I think it's quite hard to get a job at Asda. One opened nearby and I knew some students who went for jobs - involved all kinds of drawn-out interviews, role-play and pointlessness just to beep the beeper on the tills.

Anyway, Kerry is an Iceland girl.

Yeah, I used to be a store based HR Manager. It was all very embarrassing. Particularly the 'Asda Chant'.

GetOrf you know an awful lot about Chantelle.

Are you the ghost-writer for her, no doubt soon to be released, memoirs?

I reckon GetOrf is Nicola. Doing her bit by keeping PA's name in the press.

Iceland have jogged her on for that X-factor Stacey bird.

Obviously they don't think that prawn rings and cocaine go hand in hand.

Getorf, are you Claire? Step away from the mashed potato and 'fess up.

Yes, it's me. I am responsible for unleashing these halfwits onto the general public.

I think Nev is hot, though. He's very, erm, authoritative.