Peter Andre gives me the creeps.

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'i really really love my kids'

No shit sherlock, you are supposed to.

I can't be the only one who thinks he is a passive aggressive weirdo, surely.

I clicked on that link yesterday, you bastards. I will never get back the 5 seconds of my life that I spent listening to it.

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I'd bet money that you all get so pissed that you actually enjoy the concert.

I can see you all now swaying and singing along in your pink 'Cunt' T-shirts screaming 'show us your cock Pete!'

You'll end up on the news like those drunken middle-aged Take That fans

There is not enough alcohol in the world to make me enjoy listening to Petulant Pete.

I would enjoy heckling him, tho it should be "show us your tiny orange cock Pete".

I resent 'middle-aged' corlan.

I fully plan to enjoy the concert. I know both all of his songs, I obviously cannot get enough of the sexytime dancing and I have very poor eyesight.

I will not, I repeat not be wearing a pink fluffy cowboy hat.

I know you're all watching his programme...

.I am turning on the tellybox RIGHT NOW to watch my first ever episode. Pop my cherry Petey, you slimey kebab-hawking gimp.

Two minutes in and we have a wanker in a sports car, Carby Claire and a fecking hot tub party (threat of). Why have I never pointed and laughed watched before?

He got dad of year via a hotel chain. Now over to his show...

Flex those muscles.

Wow he is such a good children's writer

And now I am so convinced of his relationship with wazzername

Bloody mother rang and I missed it all. Was it good? Should I watch it again? Is it on every day? New Fave Programme.

It was fabulous, he went on & on about Harvey who was just out of shot, forced the kids to kiss him & made the little girl cry twice, next week's is the one though- he is shooting his calendar!

Dang I missed it. What channel was it on?

I am loving that you are all still shuddering over Peter. The twat

Oh god I am going to have to start watching this show aren't I

I am going to laugh at 'shopping for carbs with Claire' FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

Me to. I don't want this thread to ever end. Ever. I love it.

I must watch the repeat of this, just so I can hoot with laughter every time I see 'Carby Claire'

I'm saving it to watch tonight with wine and carbs. If only I had a hot tub and a white vest my PA experience would be complete.

Just heard the Delightful Mr Andre is FATHER OF THE YEAR for the second year running.

Isn't he just The Very Best Father in the World?

I must get some sun in for my ds's so that I can be as good a parent as St Pete

I cannot get 'shopping for carbs with Claire' out of my head either.

Its made doubly worse by the fact DP is doing a big sporting event this weekend so is currently going on endlessly about "carb-loading".

Makes me snigger every time but I can't tell him why as it will involve a long explanation about this thread and an an admission that I've watched a programme about Peter Andre on more than one occasion

Apparently Katona has been dropped by Can

Have you been on Digital Spy PinkJenny?
I read that too