Peter Andre gives me the creeps.

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'i really really love my kids'

No shit sherlock, you are supposed to.

I can't be the only one who thinks he is a passive aggressive weirdo, surely.

Bean of colour you mean.

I'm still laughing about "shopping for carbs with Claire" four days after reading it :o

oh thank god

I think he has a stale coffee breath, and the smells of hair products, fake bake, f far too much musky aftershave mixed with smelly feet.

I can't stand poor me pete either.
Milamae's analysis was spot on imo.....holidays and activitys doesn't make you dad of the year. The constant need he has to make every little thing into a court battle will make him the loser in his kids life in the end.
He should remember the kids will grow up and see it all one day and sadly for him I don't think they will believe it was in there interests.

I definately think he was an EA.

I can't bear Peter Andre but I don't think much of Katie Price either they have both aired their dirty laundry in public far too much imo.

However I am confused by one thing. didn't she annouce a while ago that she was taking the children out of public limelight (good choice) if she did then why is Peter still having the children filmed on his tv show??? Did he not agree with her mature (finally) decision? Prick! Xx

The kids are can cash cows like dad. J was being picked on at school, so she took them out, she said Harvey not aware do kept him in, she should have kept him off screen too imho.

The more I see of them, the more I like Dwight Yorke. And that's saying something.

I cant stand him too...he is a creep and his little boy already looks at women in a sexual way its disgusting..Peter Andre is a very weird man indeed and Katie Price is well rid..

emotional abuse/r

So what's the final head count for the Minibus of Lurve to Crealy? Peter said he is hoping fans come from far and wide. I think we'd be rude not to.

Could you drop me off at the in-laws on the way.

Ta.

Me Please Sue and put me down for a T Shirt.

Ooooo a T shirt. Fake six pack on the front? Rubber? Piccy of Jordan?

I am stockpiling pants to throw at Petey.

I seriously think we should organise a mumsnet lovebus to Crealy

It would be marvellous.

Let's be honest - women of our age are probably PA's target audience. He is cynically marketed to us because we are assumed to be slighly frumpy sad acts who would dote upon the 'perfect father' aspect and manly man breasts.

But - we think he is a tool.

Claire, put down the panini and wake up and smell the coffee. Your stable of stars is full o'shit.

T shirt should be Schiapparelli pink and say Pete is a CUNT on the front.

With enough of us we could spell out a Cunty poem for Petey. Or a special message. I wonder if he can read?

Do we think Claire is googling then? Hi Claire, how's things? Remember - it can't love you back. Hugzxxx

I'm on the lovebus to Crealy.

I will bring a flask of gin weak tea and salmon sandwiches. Maybe a few Cadbury's mini rolls for when we rock out to Mysterious Girl.

I want chocolate fingers

Can we do banners ?

It'll be a short show though, won't it? Set list:

Mysterious Girl
Writhing
Mysterious Girl (Radio Edit)
Talks about finding that special someone
Mysterious Girl (reprise)
Insania
Touching self suggestively. May involve water or foam.
Insania (dance edit)
Cover of schmaltzy shite over big screen photo montage of The Kidz. (attempts emotional catch in voice).

End

Encore - version of 'A whole new world' with Claire and her Bread Products singing Jordan's bits

Yes banners can say:

shopping for carbs with claire

it's just food, its not love

YOU FORGOT "DEFENDA", that piece of shit that someone linked to here the other day.

Did they? I never click You Tube links, according to BT, two appears to be enough for them to charge me extra every month.

What'll we lose to fit in Defenda (nice spelling Petey) then? We can't cut Mysterious Girl. Or Insania. Could it wait for the comeback tour?