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Peter Andre gives me the creeps.

582 replies

GetOrf · 12/06/2011 13:03

'i really really love my kids'

No shit sherlock, you are supposed to.

I can't be the only one who thinks he is a passive aggressive weirdo, surely.

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SuePurblybilt · 13/06/2011 18:04

Lovely. I guess all those rubber t shirts take their toll on the nips.

BanalChelping · 13/06/2011 18:34

What do you think he smells of?

I'm guessing hair gel, biscuits and burger grease

crispyseaweed · 13/06/2011 18:48

tbh I reckon he would look better if he didnt dress like a total spick/chav.
He is so good looking and would look slightly less common with longer hair, (not jelled) and anything but a leather jacker and singlets..(ugh!)

NettoSuperstar · 13/06/2011 19:18

His old nose looks like a webbed foot.

SuePurblybilt · 13/06/2011 19:24

He smells of donor kebab and desperation.

crispy, did you just say 'he is so good looking?' Shock. Have you seen any actual men? Grin

UrsulaBuffay · 13/06/2011 19:52

I would kill for a doner kebab

MrsWinklepicker · 13/06/2011 20:17

Isn't that PA vid that someone linked to just a really piss-poor take off of that Janet Jackson vid, the name of which escapes me.

amberleaf · 13/06/2011 20:28

Yes!

Janet Jackson- Rythym nation

AmyStake · 13/06/2011 20:50

Can someone explain to me please how Peter Andre actually has a career? I must be missing something Grin

gregssausageroll · 14/06/2011 07:25

He is only famous because of KP. Give it another year and he'll be back to what he was before I'm a celeb.

MadameOvary · 14/06/2011 10:02

Arf at "Defender"
More like "Bell-ender"
Note the KP lookalike too.
I think I got about a minute in and that was enough.

amberleaf · 14/06/2011 10:54

He is seriously deluded, his voice sounds crap, he sounded better [dare i say it] on mysterious girl his voice sounds nothing like that now.

catinboots · 14/06/2011 11:27

I am still loving this thread.

You have all made me cry at work.

Please, please save me a seat on the PA Lovebus to Crealy Grin

Original poster
GetOrf · 14/06/2011 12:11

I would absolutely love to go to the gig at Crealy with you lot.

I think it would end up in tears (his) and arrests (ours).

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CroissantNeuf · 14/06/2011 14:00

lol at this thread and the idea of a load of MNers turning up on the "PA lovebus to Crealy" (although I'm not sure 'love' is the word you are looking for)

You would have to get past Clare first as I reckon she has probably found this thread by googling her name the names of the 'slebs' (and I use that term in the loosest sense imaginable) on her books.

Pinkjenny · 14/06/2011 14:22

I still would.

CroissantNeuf · 14/06/2011 14:24

Really?

God no. I wouldn't touch him with someone elses barge-pole

Pinkjenny · 14/06/2011 14:25

I would. I think he's misunderstood.

And very talented

bupcakesandcunting · 14/06/2011 18:35

"UrsulaBuffay Mon 13-Jun-11 19:52:15
I would kill for a doner kebab"

Racist. Reported.

LolaRennt · 14/06/2011 19:18

I can't remember exaclty chip, it was some daft row about fuck all iirc. WhatI do remember was the way he spoke to her, and looked at her with real venom. Spiteful little shit. If he was happy to speak to her like that in front of the cameras gawd knows what he was like when they were switched off.

Camera switched off??? Confused when did that ever happen?

UrsulaBuffay · 14/06/2011 20:54
LolaRennt · 14/06/2011 21:16
UrsulaBuffay · 14/06/2011 21:28

I meant I was rightly chastised by bups, not that I was spurting over Andre's purple penis

bleurghhhghghgh

SuePurblybilt · 14/06/2011 21:50

Sez you.

UrsulaBuffay · 14/06/2011 22:00

I never flicked me green bean over him

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