The Lord Jasper Damerel School of Kitten Handling: Zoology Dept., University of Milton Northern

[PasstheTwiglets]

Of course, I am violently allergic to cats...

The only picture we have of the Dean is not overly flattering but in my head he looks a little more like this

Come in, enjoy, help yourself to Twiglets.
Yours sincerely, a Fair Trespasser.

Evening all. Now who's been dissing my potato-fa... um, I mean my lovely Rupes? . Sorry I had to bail earlier, btw Small - PC went out and I couldn't come to your rescue :)
I must say that as gooooooooooorgeous as RPJ is, he can't act for toffee. He is quite shockignly bad, it must be said. Still love him though :) Small, what did you think of Silks in the end? I couldn't get past the first episode.

LOL @ SB going commando :)

So I have had a Spooks S9 crisis. I mentioned earlier that I suddenly realised I'd never seen the DVD extras from S9. Well I found myself with some free TV time and thought I'd watch them. Then I realised why I hadn't seen them - I don't have the DVD :o

That is a spectacular blonde moment Twigs!

Anyone got Watchdog on at the mo? They are doing a big feature on reading the SmallPrint!

It's still £silly on amazon but a bit cheaper on eBay... I've sniped one for tomorrow and will see how that goes.

I don't think he's a bad actorTwigs, maybe not up to the standars were used to here but not bad no worries about the pc, ican take a hint

Spiro have you not hovered over my status?

How have you watched series 9 without the DVD Twigs? Did you just see the tv screening?

I should really get back into the habit of watching DVDs. I used to get the house to myself, some mornings so I used to make a pot of coffee, fire up the telly and the player and settle in. I still have an episode of SB I haven't seen, I need the middle series of RH and I want to watch Spooks 7, 8 and half of 9 straight through.

Can anyone suggest a way of luring my family away from home for a week or so? It could be somewhere they'd enjoy themselves, I am a kind soul, after all...

Encourage an all boys camping weekend Massive. Imagine it. A whole weekend free of testosterone - well, other than on the tele obviously!

Well there is testosterone and testosterone, obviously...

Camping is far too much like hard work for my lot though, they like their creature comforts.

Now Toblerone, you can't have too much of.

I like the testosterone that doesn't leave a mess everywhere or horrible smells

Maybe the could go to the cinema and bowling and dinner, that could give you a good 6 hours to yourself?

They'd want me to go with them I wonder if there are any boys' films in the offing whose subject matter that they know I would hate-- such as the adventures of an ex-SAS man perhaps, in various locations such as Sarf Effrika, Zimbabwe and Afghanistan...

Evening all.

So, not only does Rupey have a face like a potato, he is (and I quote) shockingly bad as an actor. Oh be still my beating heart.

::Wonders what the qualifications are for being on Twiggy's List of Lust. Having a pulse, presumably::

That vid of the snog from Persuasion was all very well, but the kissing was somewhat amateurish and the cravat-wearing decidedly so-so.

Massive. You need to (1) hire MrM an office so that he longer loiters about Casa Massive of a morning and (2) enrol the SuperBoys in scouts/Outward Bound/the island athletics club/video game rehab or whatever else it takes to get them off the premises once in a while. Virginia Woolf was right. One does need a room of one's own preferably with a functioning dvd player and the N&S box set.

I wish, Maud. We shall see. If things get really desperate I suppose I could buy a portable DVD player and go and sit in Starbucks. Or wait! the lappy would do at a pinch, wouldn't it?

Talking of , wasn't that the new Lady Gaga number?

Massive - bathroom, portable dvd player, large glass of wine, even larger door lock - sorted!

That cravat photo was stunning Maud - I wouldn't post too many like that - you might find yourself with competition!

Awesome! Just seen that Stephen Fry has been cast in the Hobbit - should get some good tweets from him when the time comes.

Bathroom no good chez Massive, my lot are as good as incontinent, we need another one at least, preferably one each. Sorry to be so negative, when you are all being so caring and helpful.

I hadn't noted Maud's Ultimate Cravatery shot. Wowza, indeed. Now that's what I mean, look at it and say I am right, there is not a trace of Guy there.

Who is SF going to be, I wonder? Did they cast the Smaugh the Dragon voice yet?

Nah, Spiro, it's alright. I know most of you lot prefer gentlemen who either shed their shirts, or flourish large swords or even both. Sometimes, I feel a little bit sorry for dear Mr Thornton who, just because he doesn't get his kit off except with me is unfairly neglected.

::Snort:: at the Superboys', ahem, toilet issues.

There can never be enough cravatery, Massive, in either its original and authentic or its 21st century revisionist form.

According to an article in Variety which dear, dear, lovely Stephen tweeted - or should that be twinked (tweeted and linked)? - he's to be the Master of Laketown.

Ooh get me and my internet research.

Thanks Maud, fancy Variety being online too. But obviously it would be

You see, twitter does have its uses!

I must bid you tonight, as Captain Wentworth awaits me. See you on the morrow.

Goodnight, Maud, and goodnight all. MN is misbehaving for me and keeps freezing so I am bound for the arms of Morpheus.

::Looks back at you::

So you're calling him Morpheus now, eh?