The Lord Jasper Damerel School of Kitten Handling: Zoology Dept., University of Milton Northern

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Of course, I am violently allergic to cats...

The only picture we have of the Dean is not overly flattering but in my head he looks a little more like this

Come in, enjoy, help yourself to Twiglets.
Yours sincerely, a Fair Trespasser.

::Looks back for the last time:

I thought you might, Massive, but I think my point still holds good. Because we don't regularly see him on the front page of Heat, falling out of nightclubs, we generally see him in role and those are quite distinct. Although I have seen him in the flesh. Did I ever mention that, incidentally?

::Runs away into the manly and comforting arms of Captain Wentworth::

Did I ever mention that, incidentally?

No!
Did you?

Oh for goodness sake there is a Fix You vid too!

Kara, you must get Strike Back.

See, everything is so much easier when you are out and you can just watch these things :) Of course, we keep quiet about the frequency with which we watch these things :)

Maud, is your Captain Wentworth DVD good quality, picture-wise? I really ought to get another copy if so.

Interesting, what you say about not being able to see The Man behind Gizzy, Massive - I quite agree. I often find myself thinking that one character looks particularly like another at times and then I have a little giggle as I realise, well of course they look alike - IT IS THE SAME PERSON :o I found this one last night - it is Lucas but he looks so much like JP (though that may be the jacket fabric as Lucas only wears black and midnight blue!)

Small - I think we saw that one when we were having our Festival of Fix You. I am going to have to get SB, aren't I?

::Hides behind sofa for the scary violent bits and emerges for the throat-kissing::

My Captain Wentworth is the prose version, Twigster, so I am relying on the pictures in my head, where he does not look like dear old potato face Rupey.

Yes Maud, you are. The clips make it seem much worse than it is, that vid from Massive yesterday is indeed quite shocking but I think they have taken all the shooting scenes and stuffed them in to suit the song. Mr Porter is really rather fine.

And if there is one programme where you might think Rupey a little less potato faced then Persuasion is definately the one. although it goes a bit weird half way through.

Twigs that is a very Porteresque picture.

Oooh, that cvid made me dizzy, Small, and not in a shaken and stirred type way. And the hairdo reminded me of someone I'd rather not think of, the One with the Arrers. But perhaps I am being too rude. Sorry.

That Lucas pic was indeed Porteresque. I should say that not only is it the Man I can't see behind Gizzy, I very rarely see any of the other characters. in Guy. And hardly ever is there any Guy in them, either.

Whose hair? I love RPJs hair in that vid

It's the light-coloured forward comb that puts me off, Small, but you know me, I only have eyes for this'un And his clones of course.

I don't mind, me and Twigs can share him. You can keep your long haired lover from Liverpool, I'll take soldier boy

Oh, I am liking soldier boy just fine, he is dReAmy. Shame that all that dashing about with big guns and jumping in rivers has shrunk his combats.

I know, I wonder why the female producer didn't give him any new ones that were a better fit?

Cruel of her ,Small. Or maybe she was too busy trying to find him some authentic SAS-issue underpinnings.

perhaps <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=images1.cpcache.com/product/sas!-i%2Blove%2Bsas!-i%2Bheart%2Bsas!/171249311v1_225x225_Front.jpg&imgrefurl=www.cafepress.com.au/%2Bsas%2Bboxers&usg=__GLuERQ9zlaBstrij-5zs7GuvIY4=&h=225&w=225&sz=8&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=-Dt2gfje2ZKu9M:&tbnh=132&tbnw=129&ei=CzjVTf3POIa38QPy38zlDA&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dsas%2Bunderpants%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26biw%3D1899%26bih%3D876%26tbm%3Disch%26prmd%3Divns&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=1693&vpy=229&dur=1740&hovh=180&hovw=180&tx=110&ty=81&sqi=2&page=1&ndsp=56&ved=1t:429,r:21,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="blank">these? or indeed <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.ieweekly.com/site_images_upload/story/2009/02/12/11/Gomorrah-FILM.jpg&imgrefurl=sasrc.wordpress.com/category/films/page/3/&usg=__Z_yd1oi1huGAUYzhRjJXDFcTN0M=&h=250&w=250&sz=14&hl=en&start=56&zoom=1&tbnid=NQH1-Qdb73Ep0M:&tbnh=128&tbnw=136&ei=CzjVTf3POIa38QPy38zlDA&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dsas%2Bunderpants%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26biw%3D1899%26bih%3D876%26tbm%3Disch&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=370&sqi=2&page=2&ndsp=56&ved=1t:429,r:17,s:56&tx=56&ty=84" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">these?

LOL @Small.

Surely a soldier boy would be going commando?!

@ Spiro!! I certainly hope so It would be an improvement on my previous offerings.

That's what I meant, Spiro, but I was trying to be discreet.

That's the dinner buggered...again!

Sorry Massive, I was feeling a bit queasy and a bit tired so I blame my inability to pick up on your subtleness on that!

Poor you, Small. Sorry to hear that. Would the doctor be of any help?

Only if he rubs my tummy.

Actually I would be mortified if he did that. Noone touches my tummy.