The Lord Jasper Damerel School of Kitten Handling: Zoology Dept., University of Milton Northern

[PasstheTwiglets]

Of course, I am violently allergic to cats...

The only picture we have of the Dean is not overly flattering but in my head he looks a little more like this

Come in, enjoy, help yourself to Twiglets.
Yours sincerely, a Fair Trespasser.

Twigs what are you watching? You seem to be distRActed..

She has to be ogling the Man in some shape or form...

I am distRActed, how did you know?! I was reading other things :o Everything is so slow to load that I'm about to give up though.

I bet I know what you're reading, Twigs - having fun?

Morning. I bet I know what Twigs was reading too!

Thank you for my lovely pics last night Massive they were appreciated this
morning, always nice to wake up to Lucas and JP.

Morning all! What's everyone up to today?

We're off to park/paddling pool for a picnic with some friends, although I have horrendous hayfever at the moment so not sure how long I'll last. It seems to kick in like clockwork over late May bank holiday every year & even prescription antihistamines don't really touch it - grrr!

I know what you all think I was reading but I wasn't :) 'Twas a little bit of Lovelace. I was looking for some new Lucas fanfic (for research, honest, 'cos I really want to write one) and I stumbled across an old favourite by accident so had to give that a little read :o

Massive, what beautiful photos. My, what big guns you have. All the better to... nah, best not go there before the watershed.

How was your night out, Spiro? Re. antihistamines, I presume you've tried them all? 'cos I could never shake my hayfever for years until I tried Certirizine (Zirtek etc.) and that works wonders for me.

Today is going to be GOOD, I have decided. Parents coming up again for Dad to finish off the hallway tiling and Mum and I are going to take the kids out of the way for the afternoon. We are going to a brilliant playtrail near us - they have a giant seesaw that lots of people stand on and run from one end to the other to tip it up, it's fantastic!

That see saw looks fabby, Twigs. Just the sort of thing for which you need a big strong ex-SAS type to play on with you. I can just imagining him stomping up the incline, and jumping up and down on the end of it, with his big teeth flashing in an infectious and triumphant grin.

Absolutely no comment on tbig guns, after yesterday

oooooohhhh Massive, thank you for that image - that will make the day a lot more fun for me :o

It was the 'stomping' that did it :)

Do you want Gizzy along too? He's good at stomping, though the big sword might be dodgy in all the rushing about.

Oooh yes, they can all come. I am an Equal Opportunities Thudder, after all. They all stand at one end and the first one to reach me wins.

As will I :)

Sounds like a whole lot of fun. Though you might get some competition from any other mummies that might be around.

That's ok - Guy can fight them off for me, with his Big Sword.

I can just see it on Sky News

Teeny tots' teeter-totter terror

Mums menaced by six-foot two swordsman in black leather and stompy boots

:o

Editor's note:

Wot, and lose the alliteration?

Yes, you're right. OK, this needs serious consideration. I will think about whilst we are at the playtrail and will report back later.

Hope you have fun, Twigs, ravishing etc notwithstanding

Massive I have totally got the image of JP on the see saw now and ROFL at Twigs Equal Opportunities Thudding - another one for the Academy lexicon !

Hayfever held off and had lovely day - bumped into lots of friends as well as the ones we went with but my face is now rivalling my cerise pink top.

BBQ tonight - yum!

Glad you had a good time, hope you have a great one tonight, Spiro.

Twigs cooks up a great turn of phrase, doesn't she? Wouldn't it be exciting if she actually did some fanfic?

OK, so here you go:

Mums are mesmerized and magnetized by medieval man's muscles. Mmmmmm.

Magical manifestation of metaphorical manipulation, Twigster!