The Lord Jasper Damerel School of Kitten Handling: Zoology Dept., University of Milton Northern

[PasstheTwiglets]

Of course, I am violently allergic to cats...

The only picture we have of the Dean is not overly flattering but in my head he looks a little more like this

Come in, enjoy, help yourself to Twiglets.
Yours sincerely, a Fair Trespasser.

Scared Maud off - I really am useless today!

Hello folks, you have not scared me off at least --and aren't you sorry, mwah ha ha.

It's just that as feared I have succumbed to the lurgy. Don't call the doctor whatever you do, I don't want him suffering.

Will catch up slowly, if I can dose myself sufficiently as to be able to see straight. Those photos sound fascinating. Perfection is always so bland and boring...

Sorry to hear you've got it too Massive. Is it a horror, or one that you can keep at bay with whatever you can take and lots of distRActions

Well, let's put it like this Spiro, I now feel bad for accusing the Superboys of milking it when they had it.

Talking if distRActions, and what a lovely topic, lookee here Gizzy has a scar too!

Another distRAction for you...

..which will hopefully make you laugh as much as it did me !

Oh Massive, what an utter nuisance about your lurgy :( Can you at least use it as an excuse to lie in bed or do you have to do stuff?

Gizzy has a scar too

Y'know, only an idiot would look at that photo and, just for a nanosecond, think "wow, what a coincidence that he has the same scar as Lucas!"

It's not idiotic, Twigs, it's a tribute to his acting powers. I can believe Gizzy is real for far more than a nanosecond, believe me.

I am sat on top of the bed, propped up by pillows, at least, and Mr M has Superboy-wrangling duties. I must still be alive because Spiro's DistRAction pic still does the biz. Oh yes indeedy.

the first one, I meant. Not so sure about numero deux

Just me then (pervy !)

Hah, so this is the guy who has replaced Rob K.

Or did everyone know, and dozy old Massive had missed it?

No, I didn't know either. No idea who he is.

Please note: I called him Rob K because I was too lazy to go and check how to spell his surname, not because of the deep spiritual bond we obviously share.

This new guy is some Kiwi, but why not, they seem to like him over there.

meh.

Those look mighty tempting, Small.

"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold,
it would be a merrier world." - Thorin Oakenshield

I certainly value food and cheer , help yourself Massive. Did you bring the twiglets?

Good evening, ladiez Do you really think you should have opened so many bottles?

Is 'cheer' a euphemism?

You'd have to ask Thorin about that, Spiro. I've never read the book so I couldn't venture an opinion How is your back?

Was better - weirdly seems to get worse in the afternoon, but have just had a long soak and in bed now. Bit more comfy than last night anyway. Just watching Lady Gaga Monsters Ball tour - was hoping to watch a bit with DD on Friday night, but perhaps not!

I've got the Hobbit from the library last week, but need to finish Far From the Madding Crowd first.

Not so weird, perhaps, in the morning you have been off it for a few hours, in the afternoon, gravity starts to take its toll again.

You need some perhaps.

I think it's a euphamism only in your warped mind Spiro!!

take it easy with your back, no swinging from the lampshades, it might only take a small thing to set it off again.

Swinging from lampshades...only in my fevered imagination, Small.

How's the lurge, Massive?

Heat treatment not working !