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The Standring Faculty of Sheep Husbandry at the University of Milton North

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DumSpiroSpero · 23/03/2011 10:45

Well, this should guarantee us some visitors if it comes up on 'Most Active'.

one for the mantelpiece

Ok, the next 2 aren't John Standring, but it would be rude not to...

yummy!

UMN Rector!

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SupermassiveLBD · 31/03/2011 22:12

::Perfectly reasonable request emoticon::

SupermassiveLBD · 31/03/2011 22:14

And what of Lucas's are you going to squeeze

Spiro! Fancy hacking into Maud's ID, that is bad of you. Grin
Or was it me? Wink

PassTheTwiglets · 31/03/2011 22:18

Yes it was MrLeQueen who looked like him after all, enquiring minds and all that...

DrTwiglets has George Clooney stubble at times, which I rather like.

PassTheTwiglets · 31/03/2011 22:18

LOL @ Maud :o

SupermassiveLBD · 31/03/2011 22:19

Twiggy! There you are! How is Twigboy today?

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 31/03/2011 22:21

Well, Small, I do now have to repeat Massive's question. Why is anyone married to a George Clooney lookee-likee spending their time on the interweb?

Ha, Massive! I had forgotten that Guy once uttered almost those very words. I just thought. Could Spiro's rude vid be ? Although, on second thoughts, I remember one that's ruder and lewder which I didn't save because I thought it was somewhat ewwww.

::Mrs Grundy emoticon::

TheSmallPrint · 31/03/2011 22:22

OK profile should be back but Mr Small looks like neither in the photo on there.

PassTheTwiglets · 31/03/2011 22:25

He's ok thanks, Massive. Not really ill, just tired, moany, tired and sulky and everything is wrong. Bit like his mum, really :) DD is also threatening to be ill but she is being Catherine Parr in the school assembly tomorrow so she can't be ill! Hee hee, she is embarrassed at having to link arms with Henry 8th and I don't think I'm helping by chanting "Henry and Catherine, sitting in a tree.." every ten minutes :o

SupermassiveLBD · 31/03/2011 22:26

Love Game was rude and lewd in the lyrics but not so much in the visuals.
She can't mean the Horse one, surely.

TheSmallPrint · 31/03/2011 22:29

Gosh that assembly sounds a lot more grown up than the ones Smallboy is involved in. Hope she is well enough to go - and stop with the singing!

SupermassiveLBD · 31/03/2011 22:32

Also sings:
I'm 'Enery the Eighth, I am...

SupermassiveLBD · 31/03/2011 22:34

..She wouldn't 'ave a Lucas or a John...

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 31/03/2011 22:37

Ah. I think you may have identified The Vid That Made Me Go Ewww.

Nothing (as far as I can see) surpasses the BWWMD for ooh la la, although others may be ruder and cruder.

TheSmallPrint · 31/03/2011 22:38

Right off to bed with my GC/RA cross. Night ladies!

PassTheTwiglets · 31/03/2011 22:38

:o Massive!

PassTheTwiglets · 31/03/2011 22:39

Night, Smallio!

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 31/03/2011 22:40

G'night, Small!

TheSmallPrint · 31/03/2011 22:42

Can I take him down now then?

SupermassiveLBD · 31/03/2011 22:45

Night Smallster, have a good one.

Twigs, only one John? Why stint yourself?

SupermassiveLBD · 31/03/2011 22:46

Can I take him down now then?

That is a very Ros sort of thing to say, Small Grin

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 31/03/2011 22:50

Tee hee! But Ros would be planning to do it with a sidearm!

SupermassiveLBD · 31/03/2011 22:52

Didn't she hang some guy up on a hook, once? Or did I dream that?

PassTheTwiglets · 31/03/2011 22:54

Good point, Massive! But then one wouldn't want to take advantage of Ralph John and Mr Thornton probably wouldn't want to be shared and Maud would beat me up. But Lucas & JP are my boys and I can just imagine... well, I'd better NOT imagine, as I had little enough sleep last night as it is :o

I have to go to bed now. With a Jon of my own, actually :o

PassTheTwiglets · 31/03/2011 22:56

Oh, who should we name our next faculty after? We haven't had a Lee or a Harry, have we?

SupermassiveLBD · 31/03/2011 23:00

Goodnight, Twiggs, and I hope Twigboy is right as rain in the morning. Ear infections take a lot out of little people, I know. And of their mummies too, in consequence.

Golly though, Lucas and JP, that would be quite a handful.

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