The Standring Faculty of Sheep Husbandry at the University of Milton North

[DumSpiroSpero]

Well, this should guarantee us some visitors if it comes up on 'Most Active'.

one for the mantelpiece

Ok, the next 2 aren't John Standring, but it would be rude not to...

yummy!

UMN Rector!

Lucas, Mr T and John P in that order I think. I like of think of myself as a choosy armitage slut selective.

What would I be, a Gizzy hussy? or should that be a stronger term beginning with something that sounds like the same letter

Massive I'm sure I don't know what you mean!

Small,

How's the manicure coming?

knew what that would be before opening!

So you're Gizzys Horse then??

Nay!

What are you doing on here anyway, shouldn't you be entertaining?

Have you seen Small?
Seventh Season Lucas, so not too traumatic...

The guests are out at a restaurant tonight and I am ''baby''-sitting.

Well I can't play the sound but on some of those clips, seriously I will have to watch that again before bed.

So you cook all week and the one night they go out you stay home? Sounds like a short straw although at least you get some Gizzy time

I volunteered, I'd rather stay in and rub Gizzy's feet Mumsnet than go to a noisy restaurant and eat far more than I ought.

So

Well, good evening ladies. What lovely premises as long as we keep the windows shut, to exclude the l'air du mouton. And what an impressive array of research materials - Massive's last one in particular turns the wibble dial up to 11.

I would count myself as a very selective connoisseur as, although I can see why ladies might be taken with the sultry charms of Guy, the brooding enigma of Lucas or the diamond in the rough potential of Ralph John, there is only one whose hot breath I want to feel on my neck.

::Swoons onto the chaise longue, which she pronounces with an impeccable French accent because she is a total ponce a linguist::

chaise longue, which she pronounces with an impeccable French accent because she is a total ponce a linguist::

Moi aussi --which as every one knows is French for I'm an Australian

I may have unearthed a new resource in the Bibliotheque de YouTube. Have we seen this before?

::Listens for the sound of thudding from the tropical island::

Ok, have been foraging for new Lucas pics (it's a tough job but I'm willing to take one for the team!)

this one has a certain something, notwithstanding the Harry factor

oh, yes please!

totally gratuitous denim-clad thighs

...and it is vital that you scroll through the next 4 images also

Am liking Mad World. Am seriously thinking I may have to buy the first series of RH and try & overlook the PLF in order to get better acquainted with Sir Guy.

Can't open wibble factor 11 on my phone, so that'll be a nice treat for the morning!

one more for luck!

Crikey, Spiro, do you have a built in thudworthiness detector or something?
How did you do that? All your pics are lovely but the last ones are... well, they are of WMD grade.

Maud, I think we have neglected the resources of RH3 somewhat, as some ladies are deterred by the mane, greasy or otherwise. That vid would give you no sound of thudding from the island, merely some twanging.
(That was my pore heart-strings as I prepared the hot soup and blankets)

Oh wow Spiro!!!! That last one, I don't rememer him being that buff toned in Spooks? Can't wait to review that inthe big screen tomorrow.

Btw I know how to pronounce chaise longue perfectly but when Im typing it I always like to say it funny in my head. Now I've made myself sound like a thicky.

It's not easy being a spy

Another Cruise missile hits the target, Spiro!

Do get RH, Guy is a force of nature

Small, we didn't really think for one moment that you didn't know how to pronounce chaise longue, we were just having fun pretending you didn't and being poncey.