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The Standring Faculty of Sheep Husbandry at the University of Milton North

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DumSpiroSpero · 23/03/2011 10:45

Well, this should guarantee us some visitors if it comes up on 'Most Active'.

one for the mantelpiece

Ok, the next 2 aren't John Standring, but it would be rude not to...

yummy!

UMN Rector!

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SupermassiveLBD · 31/03/2011 19:12

Ooooh, I hope you'll be here more often then, cornish to swell our mad
ranks

cornishpasty · 31/03/2011 19:15

Well if it's the dirty truth you want..........
My dp does benefit somewhat from my watching RA, iyswim.

PhoenixRisingFromTheAshes · 31/03/2011 19:22

Indeed I do...it's a ::cough:: well known side effect....

cornishpasty · 31/03/2011 19:37

I've loved admired him for about two years now but it's only recently that I've been able to watch him, with dp in the room, without a big (well hidden) grin on my face.

TheSmallPrint · 31/03/2011 20:10

Ah I remember you Cornish, many thanks for Clarrisa

I believe there are a few husbands on here who may benefit from the rather wonderful qualities or Our Man.
I use the phone in the evening as I can't be bothered to get the laptop out but it usually means I can't open any YT links - probably a good thing as Mr Small is usually next to me.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 31/03/2011 20:11

Hello, Cornish (or should we call you Pasty?) I do remember your generosity in sharing the Clarissa downloads. Please lurk no more and join us in our inane witterings earnest intellectual discourse.

DumSpiroSpero · 31/03/2011 20:11

I wouldn't dare suggest watching anything involving RA with my husband in the room. He discovered my fanfic bookmarks a couple of months ago and he was not amused

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DumSpiroSpero · 31/03/2011 20:13

And another big thank you for Clarissa! Made a long train journey considerably more interesting Grin!

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 31/03/2011 20:17

I think that (up to a point) one should be out and proud - hiding in plain sight. If Bloke knew where to look, he would discover that I have bookmarked an unfeasible number of pictures and vids, to illustrate the learned seminars we enjoy here. This one, for example, offers us an archetype of Durkheimian anomie on the part of the 19th century mill-owner.

::swoons::

cornishpasty · 31/03/2011 20:19

As I said I have finally trained myself not to grin when watching him.
My dp knows I fancy the pants off him and will happily sit through spooks or strike back with me. But I couldn't admit to him all the online drooling research I do! :o

cornishpasty · 31/03/2011 20:27

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Another one of the said mill owner!

TheSmallPrint · 31/03/2011 20:30

Mr Small has the same level of knowledge as Mr Pasty. He has gone out again and I have put N&S on again. Just watching look back scene

DumSpiroSpero · 31/03/2011 20:31

My husband likes the VoD, although whether he'd sit through it now he knows about my little 'hobby' I'm not so sure. He'd probably enjoy Strikeback but would no doubt refuse to watch it purely out of petulance.

(doesn't know what he's missing emoticon Grin)

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TheSmallPrint · 31/03/2011 20:32

Stupid girl, no matter how many times I replay the scene she never looks back! One day she'll learn.

cornishpasty · 31/03/2011 20:33

N&S is my favourite ironing dvd. Makes an arduous task somewhat more enjoyable.
I'm liking mr pasty! Won't let him know his new name though.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 31/03/2011 20:34

Oh! ::fans self:: It has just taken me five minutes of comparative study to appreciate that that isn't quite the same picture as another of the Academy favourites.

::collapses onto the Aubusson::

DumSpiroSpero · 31/03/2011 20:34

I'd definitely have to be dragged into that carriage kicking & screaming have looked back...

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TheSmallPrint · 31/03/2011 20:36

Ironing shmioning, glass of gizzy some chocolate and a comfy sofa - that is the appropriate scenario for watching N&S. Grin

cornishpasty · 31/03/2011 20:39

So do you all have a huge collection of DVDs featuring The Man?

TheSmallPrint · 31/03/2011 20:39

Or rather a cheese longoo instead of a sofa I think.

Grin @ Spiro

TheSmallPrint · 31/03/2011 20:41

No I have N&S and strike back. I am getting Spooks 7-9 for Mothers Day though Grin

He's just about to realise it was her brother!

cornishpasty · 31/03/2011 20:43

Aah what a wonderful moment. The love you can see in his eyes.
Making me feel all gooey just thinking about it.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 31/03/2011 20:44

I think it's time we brought in a visiting professor from the Department of English Literature. May I introduce our esteemed colleague, Mrs Gaskell? She will read us an extract from her recent work.

::silence falls::

No one ever knew why Mr. Lennox did not keep to his appointment on the following day. Mr. Thornton came true to his time; and, after keeping him waiting for nearly an hour, Margaret came in looking very white and anxious.

She began hurriedly:

'I am so sorry Mr. Lennox is not here,he could have done it so much better than I can. He is my adviser in this'--

'I am sorry that I came, if it troubles you. Shall I go to Mr. Lennox's chambers and try and find him?'

'No, thank you. I wanted to tell you, how grieved I was to find that I am to lose you as a tenant. But, Mr. Lennox says, things are sure to brighten'----

'Mr. Lennox knows little about it,' said Mr. Thornton quietly. 'Happy and fortunate in all a man cares for, he does not nderstand what it is to find oneself no longer youngyet thrown back to the starting-point which requires the hopeful energy of youthto feel one half of life gone, and nothing done?nothing remaining of wasted opportunity, but the bitter recollection that it has been. Miss Hale, I would rather not hear Mr. Lennox's opinion of my affairs. Those who are happy and successful themselves are too apt to make light of the misfortunes of others.'

'You are unjust,' said Margaret, gently. 'Mr. Lennox has only spoken of the great probability which he believes there to be of your redeemingyour more than redeeming what you have lostdon't speak till I have ended--pray don't!' And collecting herself once more, she went on rapidly turning over some law papers, and statements of accounts in a trembling hurried manner.

'Oh! here it is! And he drew me out a proposal I wish he was here to explain itshowing that if you would take some money of mine, eighteen thousand and fifty-seven pounds, lying just at this moment unused in the bank, and bringing me in only two and a half per cent. you could pay me much better interest, and might go on working Marlborough Mills.' Her voice had cleared itself and become more steady. Mr. Thornton did not speak, and she went on looking for some paper on which were written down the proposals for security; for she was most anxious to have it all looked upon in the light of a mere business arrangement, in which the principal advantage would be on her side. While she sought for this paper, her very heart-pulse was arrested by the tone in which Mr. Thornton spoke. His voice was hoarse, and trembling with tender passion, as he said: --

'Margaret!'

For an instant she looked up; and then sought to veil her luminous eyes by dropping her forehead on her hands. Again, stepping nearer, he besought her with another tremulous eager call upon her name.

'Margaret!'

Still lower went the head; more closely hidden was the face, almost resting on the table before her. He came close to her. He knelt by her side, to bring his face to a level with her ear; and whispered-panted out the words:--

'Take care.If you do not speakI shall claim you as my own in some strange presumptuous way.Send me away at once, if I must go; Margaret! --'

At that third call she turned her face, still covered with her small white hands, towards him, and laid it on his shoulder, hiding it even there; and it was too delicious to feel her soft cheek against his, for him to wish to see either deep blushes or loving eyes. He clasped her close. But they both kept silence. At length she murmured in a broken voice:

'Oh, Mr. Thornton, I am not good enough!'

'Not good enough! Don't mock my own deep feeling of unworthiness.'

After a minute or two, he gently disengaged her hands from her face, and laid her arms as they had once before been placed to protect him from the rioters.

'Do you remember, love?' he murmured. 'And how I requited you with my insolence the next day?'

'I remember how wrongly I spoke to you,--that is all.'

'Look here! Lift up your head. I have something to show you!' She slowly faced him, glowing with beautiful shame.

'Do you know these roses?' he said, drawing out his pocket-book, in which were treasured up some dead flowers.

'No!' she replied, with innocent curiosity. 'Did I give them to you?'

'No! Vanity; you did not. You may have worn sister roses very probably.'

She looked at them, wondering for a minute, then she smiled a little as she said?

'They are from Helstone, are they not? I know the deep indentations round the leaves. Oh! have you been there? When were you there?'

'I wanted to see the place where Margaret grew to what she is, even at the worst time of all, when I had no hope of ever calling her mine. I went there on my return from Havre.'

'You must give them to me,' she said, trying to take them out of his hand with gentle violence.

'Very well. Only you must pay me for them!'

'How shall I ever tell Aunt Shaw?' she whispered, after some time of delicious silence.

'Let me speak to her.'

'Oh, no! I owe to her,--but what will she say?

'I can guess. Her first exclamation will be, "That man!"'

'Hush!' said Margaret, 'or I shall try and show you your mother's indignant tones as she says, "That woman!"'

::Sounds of diverse ladies swooning onto the Aubusson::

TheSmallPrint · 31/03/2011 20:44

I now have visions of Spiro, face squashed against the back window of the carriage, waving like a mad thing.

SupermassiveLBD · 31/03/2011 20:45

As large as we can get away with, cornish, or at least that is my case, as I have to be rigged for silent running Sad