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A new term at the Faculty of Armitage Studies, University of Milton North

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LaVieEnTechnicolor · 30/01/2011 21:13

Do come in. It's never too late to enrol. We have an extensive programme of rigorous academic study and a never-ending supply of Chateau Gizzy and ratafia biscuits.

::Sets out enticing buffet on the common room sideboard::

OP posts:
TheSmallPrint · 08/02/2011 17:53

Grin Grin I like it!

MrsLucasNorth · 08/02/2011 19:41

I've just been growled at by Twitter Gizzy! Grin

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 08/02/2011 20:03

Don't you want to be Super, Massive? Although that is redolent of Jolly Sooper, I s'pose.

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TheSmallPrint · 08/02/2011 20:09

Grin at Mrs LN getting excited by a twitter growl!

TheSmallPrint · 08/02/2011 20:24

Ooh I've just been slightly freaked out Confused. I've just joined Spotify and was looking up some Muse tracks when I noticed they seem to have one called The Small Print Shock.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 08/02/2011 20:28

You are entering the Twilight zone, Small.

::doo-doo doo-dah doo-doo doo-dah::

::belatedly realises nobody here is old enough to know what she's on about::

TheSmallPrint · 08/02/2011 20:33

I am certainly old enough to know what you are talking about.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 08/02/2011 20:41

I always liked the one with the wookie-like creature sitting on the 'plane's wing.

::rummages::

Here it is!

PhoenixRisingFromTheAshes · 08/02/2011 20:46

::cries:: Really confused...

SupermassiveLBD · 08/02/2011 20:49

Hello ladies, I know all about the Twilight Zone too and Captain Kirk.
It's life, but not as we know it, Jim.

Listen, if you like you can call me Black. or anything that floats your boat

SupermassiveLBD · 08/02/2011 20:50

Wassa mattah, Phoenix?

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 08/02/2011 20:57

They wrote a song for you, Small

::impressed::

SupermassiveLBD · 08/02/2011 21:00

Congratulations, Small! I can't be jealous as I almost have my own Muse song.

PhoenixRisingFromTheAshes · 08/02/2011 21:01

I don't know who anyone is!

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 08/02/2011 21:03

The clues are in the names, Phoenix. I like Tennyson and Massive likes Supermassive things. But ask me what my old name was and I will neither confirm nor deny.

::Mystery wrapped in an enigma::

SupermassiveLBD · 08/02/2011 21:03

Phoenix, I am rather fond of a certain black leather clad person from Nottingham. And I had a very naughty young alter ego

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 08/02/2011 21:04

If we're claiming Muse songs, I'll have Hysteria.

::laughs hysterically::

SupermassiveLBD · 08/02/2011 21:10

How are we about being fixed today? Still off it? I have got that song on a constant loop in my brain now...

SupermassiveLBD · 08/02/2011 21:11

Stuck in re-ver-er-erse...

TheSmallPrint · 08/02/2011 21:14

I, very wisely, did not look at ANY of the fix you clips so I am still relatively sane

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 08/02/2011 21:15

Lights will guide you hoo-oome ...

TheSmallPrint · 08/02/2011 21:17
SupermassiveLBD · 08/02/2011 21:17

And ig-ni-i-ite your bones

TheSmallPrint · 08/02/2011 21:19

lalalallalala I can't hear you lalalalala

SupermassiveLBD · 08/02/2011 21:21

Nobody do the tears streaming down your face bit, though...