A new term at the Faculty of Armitage Studies, University of Milton North

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Do come in. It's never too late to enrol. We have an extensive programme of rigorous academic study and a never-ending supply of Chateau Gizzy and ratafia biscuits.

::Sets out enticing buffet on the common room sideboard::

Well, Small, it was very instructive to see how many of the things there were, but the song did start to pall after a while. Why don't you crank up the video jukebox?

Is it too early to play ?

Phew

I can't open that, what was it?

Lots of snogging, Small

I'm back....and I've gone again...

There were some virtuoso performances there

::grabs granny's ostrich feather fan and fans self frantically::

Hello, MrsLN, I hope you recognise us in our new guises

I think we should use it as an instructional video for our Snogging 101 course for faculty member's menfolk. Uniform of Prada shirts, Belstaff type jackets and well-cut jeans is required

I like your thinking SMBH, and I have caught in to who you all are again!

Harrumph. Who do you think offered Our Man sage and manly advice on, ahem, osculatory technique?

::sides split laughing::

Will only enrol TechnoMan in your Snogging 101 course (not held in room 101, I trust) if he can wear the alternative uniform of cravat, floppy white shirt and frock coat. Plus trousers, naturally.

Of course I mean the Gardener. Ahem.

As long it's not the Gamekeeper. Maudster.{shock}
Yes of course, the alternative uniform is permissable for the gent who prefers a more formal mode of attire.

The Gamekeeper resides on the other thread where I spend far too much time occasionally post.

The advantage of the floppy white shirt, my dear girl, is that it has much more room for that all-important running of the hands up towards the shoulders.

::hyperventilates::

Now, where did you leave granny's ostrich feather fan?

Nice bit of strategic thinking there, Maud.

That was a very naughty move I dreamed up, was it not? I wonder what murky depths of my psyche that came from.

Indeed it was. Should we look forward to or dread the arrival of another fangirrrl?

I do hope not, the last one was quite a handful wasn't she? I felt quite ashamed of her at times.

Yes, but she had a certain, err, shall we say, direct charm!

She certainly didn't mince her words, epecially on the subject of

Oh lordy!

Well!

::demists lorgnette::

On that note I shall away to bed. Sweet dreams, wherever you are now.

Nice, isn't he, Phoenix?

Goodnight, dear Maud. Sweet horticultural dreams from... I shall have to think of my new location.

I can't begin to describe how nice he is....