Armitage uber-raunch is always fine by me Flowers.
What's your latest story about Theresa?
In the meantime, here's some SNT - not much as my mojo has been well and truly scuppered by all these lovely vids. I can carry on from this bit with us all unwrapping our pressies if you like over the next few days, or leave it where it is - to unwrap or not to unwrap - you decide!!! 
Half an hour later, Gisborne had been placated with a large glass of Nick?s finest single malt, and a promise that the ladies they were soon to visit were not nearly as much hard work as Marion.
They were downstairs now, boarding the MPS (Multi Person Sleigh) and all in good spirits. Ralph was quieter and a little more nervous than the other chaps, Gisbourne was raring to go, Lucas and John were quietly looking forward to what the night may have in store whilst Guy and Harry were chatting amiably about literature and completely laid back about the whole thing - which was rather a sign of things to come!
The only one that was causing any concern to Nick was Lee, who has been located and was now sitting in the back of the MPS looking slightly dishevelled and frankly exhausted. Nick did hope he wasn?t going to be travel sick ? that was the last thing he needed. But nevertheless he pulled on his seat belt, shouted a loud ?Tally-ho!? and off they all went in a shower of golden glitter.
In London it was nearing 11pm and the ladies of the Academy had taken full advantage of the vodka luge and copious bottles of wine and were throwing some fairly outrageous shapes on the dancefloor.
?All we need now,? shouted Twiggy, over the intro to ?Rude Boy? ?Are a few rude boys of our own to liven things up!?
?Or maybe just the one,? replied Flowers.
Oyster, Teri and Stripey looked at her in astonishment. ?The poor bugger would be ripped to shreds!? grinned Cassie, voicing what the other three were thinking.
But Flowers and Twiggy didn?t respond. They were staring open-mouthed at the double doorway into the room. The others followed their gaze.
With a little magic and some from help from Malcolm who?d created a distraction in the lobby, Nick?s Christmas gifts had been safely delivered, now all that was needed for was for their new ?owners? to unwrap them?