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The Nicholas Higgins Library at the University of Milton North

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Theresahollyinyourmind · 31/12/2010 21:20

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Theresaholeinyourmind · 08/01/2011 21:56

I hasten to add, Flowers, that the BW one was rather too nice for me than too bad!

asmallbunchofflowers · 08/01/2011 21:58
Theresaholeinyourmind · 08/01/2011 22:04

Meanwhile Monet is so sweet and charming -- look at him squeezing his paint out onto his palette with his lovely hands and generally being a doll.

And of course, JP. Looking rather sweaty at times... Oh Mr Porter, what shall I do...

What a spectacular evening we are enjoying.

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MrsLucasNorth · 08/01/2011 22:05

Bit more SNT anyone?

Theresaholeinyourmind · 08/01/2011 22:09

I thought you'd never ask, MrsLN.

I have three bit parts for my own extravaganza, btw, any volunteers? I used made-up characters but maybe you lot would like to be in it.

asmallbunchofflowers · 08/01/2011 22:15

Err, what bits, Theresa? And what parts?

Go, MrsLN. Go, MrsLN.

PrairieOyster · 08/01/2011 22:16

That Barry White video is awesome!

MrsLucasNorth · 08/01/2011 22:17

Armitage uber-raunch is always fine by me Flowers.

What's your latest story about Theresa?

In the meantime, here's some SNT - not much as my mojo has been well and truly scuppered by all these lovely vids. I can carry on from this bit with us all unwrapping our pressies if you like over the next few days, or leave it where it is - to unwrap or not to unwrap - you decide!!! Grin

Half an hour later, Gisborne had been placated with a large glass of Nick?s finest single malt, and a promise that the ladies they were soon to visit were not nearly as much hard work as Marion.

They were downstairs now, boarding the MPS (Multi Person Sleigh) and all in good spirits. Ralph was quieter and a little more nervous than the other chaps, Gisbourne was raring to go, Lucas and John were quietly looking forward to what the night may have in store whilst Guy and Harry were chatting amiably about literature and completely laid back about the whole thing - which was rather a sign of things to come!

The only one that was causing any concern to Nick was Lee, who has been located and was now sitting in the back of the MPS looking slightly dishevelled and frankly exhausted. Nick did hope he wasn?t going to be travel sick ? that was the last thing he needed. But nevertheless he pulled on his seat belt, shouted a loud ?Tally-ho!? and off they all went in a shower of golden glitter.

In London it was nearing 11pm and the ladies of the Academy had taken full advantage of the vodka luge and copious bottles of wine and were throwing some fairly outrageous shapes on the dancefloor.
?All we need now,? shouted Twiggy, over the intro to ?Rude Boy? ?Are a few rude boys of our own to liven things up!?
?Or maybe just the one,? replied Flowers.
Oyster, Teri and Stripey looked at her in astonishment. ?The poor bugger would be ripped to shreds!? grinned Cassie, voicing what the other three were thinking.
But Flowers and Twiggy didn?t respond. They were staring open-mouthed at the double doorway into the room. The others followed their gaze.

With a little magic and some from help from Malcolm who?d created a distraction in the lobby, Nick?s Christmas gifts had been safely delivered, now all that was needed for was for their new ?owners? to unwrap them?

Theresaholeinyourmind · 08/01/2011 22:22

Quck explanation of my thing, Gizzy does Paris. Honestly, I ask you.
Me, I am going back to read SNT

Item: . I need three ladies to do the Lady Marmelade routine They don't do a great deal in the story, no dialogue or anything, and people could choose exactly how they wanted to look, names etc so it wouldn't feel too personal... it would work without this but it's just an option I thought I'd put out there.

MrsLucasNorth · 08/01/2011 22:24

You can bung my alter-ego - Cassie in there if you like Theresa.

asmallbunchofflowers · 08/01/2011 22:28

Well, as Amazon kindly delivered my Moulin Rouge today .... Fleur is happy to take part, on the understanding that she is an Artiste and Devotee of Terpsichore and will only take part in high class theatricals and nothing sleazy. Cough.

Theresaholeinyourmind · 08/01/2011 22:30

Oh! What a surprise for the ladies! I bet they all collapsed on the floor as one.
Whatever are they going to do with poor Lee, the hot soup and blanket treatment?
So that's what the MPS stands for, i wondered but didn't dare ask in less everyone else knew and I was just showing my ignorance again.

I am sure Teri wouldn't mind unwrapping her pressie if it's the one I think it is, as she is a bit of a slapper you know. But it is up to you, You may be fed up to the back teeth of writing it.

Theresaholeinyourmind · 08/01/2011 22:35

Maybe too sleazy for your Fleur as it involves gyrating in one's corset, and I'm afraid a few extras off stage.

MrsLN, any preferences re wig and costume?

All good clean fun and i'm selfishly saving the juicy bit for myself, mwa ha ha

Theresaholeinyourmind · 08/01/2011 22:37

Although the MR is of course a Parisian Cultural Icon, and thus all that takes place there can be construed as Art

MrsLucasNorth · 08/01/2011 22:38

Blonde curly wig, purple costume will do me - - and was thinking - perhaps you could change my character's name to Paris...Grin!!!

Theresaholeinyourmind · 08/01/2011 22:40

Wilco, MrsLN, When will be good for everyone, you may be busy tomorrow....

asmallbunchofflowers · 08/01/2011 22:41

Fleur is always game for some good clean fun, especially for the sake of Art. She doesn't do nudity or knicker-dropping, that's all.

Theresaholeinyourmind · 08/01/2011 22:48

If any knicker-dropping is to be done, I can assure you it won't be Fleur, so she is quite safe, worry not.
So is Cassie or the third volunteer if she ever materialises.
As to what Gizzy gets up to, that's for me to know and you to find out later.
I will say there are a couple more of the RH family in it. And I know one of them at least gets lucky for sure. Snort.

asmallbunchofflowers · 08/01/2011 22:50

::Thinks: With the size of Fleur's nether garments, dropping them would cause a small earthquake::

asmallbunchofflowers · 08/01/2011 22:54

::and not in a did the earth move for you kind of way::

Theresaholeinyourmind · 08/01/2011 22:57

Fleur, this is fantasy, you can be any size shape or colour you like. I assure you I shall edit my own character extensively

Theresaholeinyourmind · 08/01/2011 23:09

Everyone's gone off to look at that Barry White vid again, I can tell!

asmallbunchofflowers · 08/01/2011 23:09

Well in that case, under some very muted lights and with copious dry ice, Fleur tries on her costume.

PassTheTwiglets · 08/01/2011 23:10
PassTheTwiglets · 08/01/2011 23:13

Good Lord, I really must proof-read before posting, sorry ladies. Teri, that was supposed to say "am more than happy". ie. please can I come out to play too? :)

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