University of Milton North - bring a bottle & some Twiglets!

[MrsLucasNorthPole]

Ta da!

a nice fluffy pic for the common room

What a relief there, Missy, I thought that was going to be Mr W himself with his interesting take on kabuki make-up

Richard,dear, Hello and joyous Crimbo to you and all your pals in Runcorn.

Yay! It's Christmas morning, in this time zone anyway. Do I dare ask about Mr W's kabuki make-up?

It's only his face that I saw, Missy. Perhaps an improvemnt, ultimately.

Say hello to Kevin and Perry meanwhile, you'll make their day.

Dear lady I assure you I am not in Runcorn.

Well, you nipped out to Stockport, then, to get a pizza, Mr Swizzlestick.

'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, what's going on here then?

It's lovely to see you, Mr Armitage, but you'd probably better get to bed now or Father Christmas won't come and bring you a new school satchel and subscription to Nuts.

I dunno, we don't need TTL any more, we generate him ourselves.

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Nah, if this was TTL he'd be making obscene offers involving tinsel.

Look, dearies, pick this up [fbear] and head off to beddy-byes.

To whom is that last remark addressed?

We'd look well if it really was... you know...

And we'd Spurned him

It was addressed to K & P of course, I bet they both still have their teddies.

Do you imagine for a moment that he reads any of the stuff written about him online, let alone our twaddle incisive research? I am quite sure he would never demean himself to reply even if he did. After all, I gather that the BBC's N&S website imploded after he posted on it and a trillion women then tried to speak to him.

Phew. I thought I was being sent to bed in disgrace.

Never in a trillion years would I truly imagine such, of course, Missy, I was just running with a wacky comedy vibe.

Would I address you as dearie and offer you a teddy bear, Missy?
Other than

Drat. That's the trouble with t'web. So much harder to decipher ambiguity.

Well, disgraced or not, I think I do need to go in search of my bed. I have been watching this again, for its .

My eyes are closing too. But I shall prop them open long enough to watch Mark Darcy and Bridget.

And then wish you a very good night and a very Merry Christmas, dear friend

Thank you so much for my teddy bear. May I offer you , in the hope that it will cross the border into Limpopoland?

Wouldn't it be lovely if Richardcrispinarmitageinperson really was him.

Obviously, I know it probably isn't but I'll just pretend it is.

Anyway - whoever RCAinperson is, Merry Christmas if it isn't you and [snog] if it is

I had forgotten that one, Missy. YT must be feeling generous tonight, they have let everything through.

Good night again.

And goodnight teacups, and Merry Christmas.

He would never be so daft, teacups. If he'd read just one of our crazed enthusiastic threads he'd know better than to risk coming here.

Well, having invested a few more minutes in watching Elvis on YT, I really am going to bed.

Have a fabulous day tomorrow, everyone. And to anyone unwrapping The Man tomorrow, enjoy!

1.35am ^"Mummy, has Santa been yet?"
"No."
3.20am ^"Mummy, has he been, can I open my presents?"
"No."
5.45am Mummy concedes defeat!

Merry Christmas, one & all - have a fab day!

Happy Christmas, everybody!!! So sorry I missed you last night, dear Richard - hope Santa is kind to you, you deserve it after all the fun you've given us.

Hope you're not going to be too tired today, MrsLNP! Mine were up at 5.30am but at least they slept through until then, unlike yours. I simply, completely, utterly and totally ADORED the next chapter of Santa's New Toy. Fantastic. I was oooohing and aaahing like it wa the best firework display ever. So simple, the "Hello Harry" at the end. Love it. Like Holly's simple "Come!" The description of the legs slowly forming was classic!!!

Had better be off but will check in later. A very happy day to all!! xxx