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University of Milton North - bring a bottle & some Twiglets!

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MrsLucasNorthPole · 21/12/2010 22:08

Ta da!

a nice fluffy pic for the common room

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Theresahollyinyourmind · 24/12/2010 22:51

Oh, wait a minute,

PrairieOyster · 24/12/2010 22:56

I'm shattered - pressies all ready though, so we're set!!! Have a lovely time tomorrow morning - oooohh!!! it's going to be exciting!!

On more serious matters, I have resolved that I must buy a copy of Between the Sheets but given the content I think I need to pass this decision by 'im indoors, to avoid the potential mortification of being caught watching it...yikes!

Theresahollyinyourmind · 24/12/2010 22:59

I hope you have a magical morning, Oyster, And a good time all day tomorrow--you would seem to have earned it

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asmallbunchofmistletoe · 24/12/2010 23:02

Was all ready to do my VJ thang and Holly beat me to it.

MrsLucasNorthPole · 24/12/2010 23:05

Glad it's resolved a bit, Cupcakes, at least hopefully you'll be able to relax and enjoy Christmas a bit more now.

Am waiting 'til I'm sure DD is out for the count before wrapping last 2 pressies and filling the Santa sack and stocking Grin!

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Theresahollyinyourmind · 24/12/2010 23:05

Doing some basking myself. Like being on a beach in Barbados. Ah....

asmallbunchofmistletoe · 24/12/2010 23:08
bupcakesandcunting · 24/12/2010 23:12

phew! Even Alan a'Dale is checking him
out! Thankyou Missy!

Theresahollyinyourmind · 24/12/2010 23:12

Hopefully cupcakes is finding the deep heat treatment therapeutic.

asmallbunchofmistletoe · 24/12/2010 23:21

Well, it was Holly who acted as vj this time, cupcakes, but I'm glad it has brought some Christmas magic. There's a shameful lack of Mr Thornton and I don't like the John Porter crucifixion, but I love the way it says vraiment fascinant under Lucas's sad and woebegone face.

MrsLucasNorthPole · 24/12/2010 23:24

Here we go - more Santa - courtesy of dd's inability to stay in.bloody bed and sleep!

^In London the members of the mysterious 'women only' club, The Academy were beginning to assemble. In one corner of the lavishly decorated room stood an ice sculpture fashioned in the shape of a medieval broadsword, through which flowed a crystal stream of vodka which Twiggy and Cassie were enthusiastically partaking of. Meanwhile Holly and Missy were pouring generous glasses of Chateau Gisborne and comparing notes on their respective journeys, one short, one considerably longer. Gradually other members of the Academy began to arrive, Snowy, Tights, Cupcakes and Oyster, as they were affectionately known, turned up together and were soon getting stuck into the refreshments, whilst lamenting the distinct lack of totty available that evening. Little did they know, the situation was to improve radically before the night was through.


Back at the North Pole, Nicholas flitted between his new John Forsyth novel and keeping an eye on the machine. As he reached the end of the first chapter, he was distracted as he saw something appear in the bottom of the chamber out of the corner of his eye. He squinted as slowly the objects began to take a recognizable form, and he managed to identify them as feet, clad in clean but well-worn tan leather brogues. He smiled and let out a satisfied sigh before topping up his glass and settling back into his armchair.

After a while, Nicholas checked his watch, and realised that the machine was going at far too sluggish a pace to fulfill his requirements for that evening. He consulted the instruction manual, tweaked a couple of buttons, and as the machine's whirring went up a notch, he stood, arms folded watching the chamber's contents form.
The shoes were complete now, and a pair of slightly bootcut faded blue jeans began to appear from the hems upward. Slowly the denim clad legs began to take shape, up, up, up..."Bloody hell," thought Nicholas, looking down at his own round form, "I'm going to get a complex if I don't see a bit of jumper soon."
But first, the edges of a brown leather jacket appeared, followed by a dark blue jumper and stripey scarf.
Nicholas took a glance at the monitor and zoomed into the screen shot, "Now we'll really see if this thing works," he muttered to himself.
By the time he returned his attention to.the chamber a neck and jawline were beginning to form, unmistakably masculine, but clean shaven. They were followed by soft, smiling lips, lightly chiselled cheekbones and piercing blue eyes, framed with dark brown lashes that matched his hair, short overall, but with a longer and slightly floppy fringe.

The machine peeped noisily as the man contained within looked around him, bemused but not annoyed. Opening the door, Nicholas beckoned him into the room, beaming.
"Hello, Harry," he said.^

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Theresahollyinyourmind · 24/12/2010 23:29

It was you that found it in the first place, though Missy. I expect Mr Thornton wasn't included because he never removed anything but his cravat, not that this was not to devastating effect but this was clearly meant to be a pikelets show.

asmallbunchofmistletoe · 24/12/2010 23:30

Coo! Just like a rabbit out of a hat. Well done MrsLNP!

bupcakesandcunting · 24/12/2010 23:32

Sorry I meant Holly! I've been on the Christmas sherry/gin/vin. Twas much appreciated m'dear

asmallbunchofmistletoe · 24/12/2010 23:32

Let's face it, Holly, it was clearly meant to be a writhing under the blue sheets show.

Theresahollyinyourmind · 24/12/2010 23:34

Ooooh, am I the first to welcome Harry, after dear Nicholas, of course. Can't help feeling a wee bit anxious for him, knowing what he is about to Endure...

Fabulous chapter, MrsLNP, loved the venue too and the refreshments!

Theresahollyinyourmind · 24/12/2010 23:38

And of course, Mr Thornton, doesn't do that , Missy, any more than he does pikelets.

MrsLNP, are you thinking of putting these machines of yours into mass production?

asmallbunchofmistletoe · 24/12/2010 23:41

I am sure Mr Thornton would not breach the rules of propriety by doing such things in public, of course not. Although I recall from a YT clip that his more or less contemporary Percy, husband of Marie Lloyd, is shown at one point in his nether garments. But he moved in rather more louche circles.

asmallbunchofmistletoe · 24/12/2010 23:43

Mr Thornton found that rather shocking

Theresahollyinyourmind · 24/12/2010 23:45

Oh, Percy was a bit of a Cad, was he not? But comely, withal.

MrsLucasNorthPole · 24/12/2010 23:47

Have you seen Marie Lloyd Missy?

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Theresahollyinyourmind · 24/12/2010 23:51

Whereas Mr John Thornton, one-man bastion of moral rectitude...

How deeply interesting that is to a lady.

asmallbunchofmistletoe · 24/12/2010 23:51

In the words of that merry songster Mr Robbie Williams Let Me Entertain You.

I saw it at the time, Mrs LNP. I think I've mentioned before that we have friends who are historians of Victorian music hall and so, remembering various conversations with them, we watched it. This was long before The Man was on my radar.

MrsLucasNorthPole · 24/12/2010 23:54

I didn't watch the end of it but am pretty certain I covered the whole Percy era. He starts off rather lovely, but when he starts to come second to her career turns into a bit of a PLF (and a v. naughty one at that).

There are a few really nice romantic bits and 1 rather saucy one prior to his transformation though Xmas Wink

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RichardCrispinArmitageinPerson · 25/12/2010 00:03

Ladies. May I be the first to wish you all a very merry Christmas?

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