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Academy of Armitage Studies -- the Research continues

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Theresahollyinyourmind · 10/12/2010 22:58

Welcome to our newest faculty building. Make yourselves comfortable and ignore the smell of paint. We cannot keep up with the demand for new premises.

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Theresahollyinyourmind · 12/12/2010 14:55

Missy is the faculty rector, after all.

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MrsLucasNorthPole · 12/12/2010 16:20

Oyster - I use DD's portable player. I set it up on the loo seat which is the perfect viewing angle as luck would have it, nice hot bath, candle on the windowsill, glass of wine - perfect (well almost...Xmas Wink)

MrsLucasNorthPole · 12/12/2010 16:21

Lid, not seat, obviously...

Theresahollyinyourmind · 12/12/2010 16:48

It sounds blissful, MrsLNP. What about interruptions though? Or do you have another loo? Hope so.

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MrsLucasNorthPole · 12/12/2010 16:57

Yes, we have another loo - and a lock on the bathroom door Xmas Grin!

Theresahollyinyourmind · 12/12/2010 17:18

So we can't expect to see you tonight then!

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PrairieOyster · 12/12/2010 17:36

But MrsLNP - what happens if you suffer some kind of RA-induced seizure whilst watching BtS? No one will be able to rescue you...?

MrsLucasNorthPole · 12/12/2010 18:01

Given some of the content in BtS you may have a point there Oyster.

Have actually got home and registered how much of a tip the place looks so may have to defer until tomorrow, when hopefully DH will be out and I can watch on big telly instead!

Theresahollyinyourmind · 12/12/2010 18:24

Better have the doctor on standby, even so. There could be serious consequences on a big telly.

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asmallbunchofmistletoe · 12/12/2010 18:24

I am not, not, not rector. My knowledge is so patchy - and likely to remain so, I refer you to various Strike Back discussions (passim) - that I am not qualified for the post. I am simply an enthusiastic student and probably over-keen on posting the gems I find in the basement. Besides, I thought we were an anarcho-syndicalist commune.

Perhaps we have been at cross-purposes about the extent to which I disclose my research interests. I thought we were discussing whether our significant others are aware of our addiction/affliction. Mine is. He knew that reading North and South had had a profound effect on me and that watching the dvd had raised that effect to the power of n (think of the French Lieutenant's Woman - she was lost from the moment she saw him). And then of course I dragged him off to the Old Vic. But I will not say anything to RL chums, as I have a Reputation For Being Sensible (fact is stranger than fiction, they say).

Lovely - This gallivanting is part of my campaign to get back to something closer to the life I had pre-parenthood, when I was actually Quite Cultured. It may not last.

Holly - Heretical thought, but the English Gents' muscle definition made Guy look a little under-developed.

Theresahollyinyourmind · 12/12/2010 18:48

Okay okay, Missy, you don't have to be rector though rectors never know everything I am sure, and your serious scholarship on N&S and related matters is awe-inspiring.

So however do you stop yourself from talking about your intense course of study to RL friends? I am supposed to be very quiet and straight-laced by the Limpopo community at large and yet I get these over-whelming compulsions to blab. Maybe I need a lowering mantra to calm my spirit. Maybe I should get a life. Quien sabe?

Guy underdeveloped? Well obviously I didn't see your English gents to see what was what, precisely, but I have never been a fan of muscle-y muscles. In fact too ripped and they're a turn-off for me. It's a fine line, I guess. Gizzy will do nicely.

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PassTheTwiglets · 12/12/2010 18:55

For Missy: strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government.

PassTheTwiglets · 12/12/2010 18:58

I have just read the Clarissa fanfic which was pointed out to be my some of our students. I have not blushed so much in years. OMG, as the youth say!!! I loved reading it though; it was so nice to see Lovelace as a good guy.

Oh God, the realisation has just hit me that I have become someone who reads fanfic. Kill me now.

asmallbunchofmistletoe · 12/12/2010 19:02

Serious scholarship? You mean a good rummage in the archive and a bit of third-hand jargon picked up from the review section of the Sunday paper?

As for not blabbing, I suppose I have my life compartmentalised (very unhealthy psychologically, I am sure). So have you, in the manner of Mr Hale, been holding public lectures in the Limpopo Institute on such themes as ?

I'm not a fan of muscly muscles, either - and you can see the pics on the website - but it was quite extraordinary to see how each muscle was working. Like a Renaissance anatomical drawing without (mercifully) the flaying.

Theresahollyinyourmind · 12/12/2010 19:05

Reading fanfic is fine Twigs, it's when you write it that you are truly damned.Xmas Grin

TBH, some of it is quite professional, I have been looking at one by someone who seems to be a published writer and it's excellent.Mind you I haven't blushed at it yet.

Some fanfic is dire, but I reckon it's okay, they're having a go at being creative, which has to mean something. A lot of writers have started that way and gone on to be published authors.

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lovelyopaque · 12/12/2010 19:07

I think I am relatively knowledgable, including the infamous Strike Back. My studies go back several years to a random purchase of N and S due to vouchers I needed to be rid of. Who knew what that would lead to? I do however keep my studies very much on the quiet, even from DH, although he did take note of me watching Strike Back, and may have realised. However I have no knowledge at all of the purely auditory materials, which I must address soon.

asmallbunchofmistletoe · 12/12/2010 19:09

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Twiggy - That is why I don't go near fanfic. It is a vortex and, once sucked in, you may never emerge.

asmallbunchofmistletoe · 12/12/2010 19:12

Is any of it really pure, Lovely?

The Poet lobbed into conversation today that North and South is now in Amazon's bargain bin for about tuppence ha'penny.

MrsLucasNorthPole · 12/12/2010 19:12

'Kill me now'

Twiggy not only are you reading fanfic you're quoting the actual play!

asmallbunchofmistletoe · 12/12/2010 19:16

My finger's hovering over the 'buy' button on Venetia. Once you've killed Twiggy, come over here.

Theresahollyinyourmind · 12/12/2010 19:24

All serious scholarship boils down to just about that, Missy. Even in RL, IIRC. Reading a few journals and learning to talk the talk, and rummaging in the stacks for a few crumbs you can cobble together and give it a bit of spin.

Science may be different, but not entirely so if you remember the carryings-on during early work on DNA, for example.

Limpopians tend to tune out of lectures on most topics, fortunately. so so far I have got away with my witterings, but if I keep on they will Notice. RH has now finished so I am no longer tempted to ask them if they watched it, and N&S finishes this week. Will I be able to shut up about it all from now on? Watch this space

Does anyone speak German in the faculty, btw? There is a vid about Mr Thornton and chocolate, but the subtitles are a mystery to me

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lovelyopaque · 12/12/2010 19:32

Speaking of languages. We can also improve our study of the French language at the same time as we brush up on Victorian social history.

Theresahollyinyourmind · 12/12/2010 19:33
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Theresahollyinyourmind · 12/12/2010 19:34

Don't mention French, or Teri the fangirl will be here with her B&Q chat-up line

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Theresahollyinyourmind · 12/12/2010 19:44

All the same, that was swoony. So now we know the immortal lines in French. I love the fact that he tutoyer'd her.

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